Lily:
ok, how adorable is he? He’s smart, he’s funny, I mean,
he’s just perfect, you know.
Jordan:
Yeah, I’d be careful with that, I mean perfect is kind
of
hard to live up too.
Lily:
Oh, I mean perfect for me
Peterson:
Nobody’s close to her, she’s not like us.
Woody:
She have enemy’s?
Peterson:
No, she was touched by God; she was a living saint…
Jordan:
She had at least one enemy.
Peterson:
No, you don’t understand, she was, she could perform
miracles, she could raise the dead.
Garret:
I can buy healing the sick, raising the dead I am a
little dubious about.
Jordan:
Well, according to the story, about six months ago a
teenage boy was hit by a car. Isabelle Haley was near
by; she cradled the kid until the EMT’s showed up and
pronounced him dead. Said prays over him, made the sign
of the cross on his forehead…
Garret:
Then his eyes popped open and he rose and walked.
Jordan:
Yeah, at least after a couple of weeks in the hospital.
Bug:
So where’s the body?
Lu:
Outside.
Bug:
There are no balcony’s on this building.
Lu:
Luckily he was wearing a safety harness.
Bug:
How’s that lucky? He’s still dead.
Lu:
I meant for us, we won’t have to scrape him off the
pavement.
Bug:
As needed for symptoms of vertigo?!
Lu:
Wow, bad career choice.
Bug:
Well, he died with his boots on.
Lily:
Love, well, guess that makes all the difference, doesn’t
it?
Brandau:
What was that about?
Bug:
Dunno, but if I were you, I would go find out.
Lily:
How was Pittsburgh?
Brandau:
Well, I wouldn’t want to live there, but…
Lily:
…You weren’t with a slinky brunette, who couldn’t keep
her hands off you?
Brandau:
No, it’s not some slinky brunette, it’s my mother, but
I’ll tell her that you called her that, it’ll make her
day.
Lily:
Why wouldn’t you just tell me she was in town? Why would
you lie?
Brandau:
Because then you would want to meet her.
Lily:
And that would be bad because?
Brandau:
Because you’re not Jewish.
Lily:
You’re kidding.
Brandau:
No, why? Are you Jewish? Because you put mayonnaise on
your…
Lily:
You’re not allowed to date outside your faith?
Brandau:
What my mother doesn’t know can’t hurt me.
Lily:
Oh my God, I’m dating a 32 year old mommas boy.
Brandau:
No, wait, you do not know this woman, ten seconds with
her can make you just sweat guilt.
Lily:
Mmm, maybe I should change my name to Goldberg.
Brandau:
Would you?
Lily:
No.
Brandau:
I was kidding.
Nigel:
Why did Isabelle Haley call the police? What murder did
she want to talk about? The answer has to lie there.
Jordan:
Probably.
Jordan:
So, what is it?
Woody:
Why are you being this way?
Jordan:
What way?
Woody:
I don’t know, all professional, like this is the first
time that we’re working together.
Jordan:
What are you looking for? Jokes? Ok, this guy comes home
and he’s got this chicken under. his arm, sees his wife,
she says…
Woody:
I just want things to be the way they were.
Jordan:
The way they were when? At what point in our
dysfunctional relationship would you like to revisit.
Woody:
I’m sorry, okay.
Jordan:
An apology usually works best when the other person has
some clue what you’re sorry about.
Woody:
Me and Lu, I’m sorry you’re not alright with it.
Jordan:
I’m fine.
Woody:
It’s confusing, Lu says that anyone would have issues
with it.
Jordan:
Lu’s wrong… I’ll tell you the rest of the joke at the
house.
Dr. Bowen:
…The most charming man that ever lived, every word out
of his mouth was a lie.
Dr. Bowen:
…When the breadwinner is a thief, there are some
financial ups and downs.
Nigel:
Mumbo jumbo, I believe X, you believe Y, neither one of
us has a shred of evidence to back it up, but we are
willing to kill each other over it.
Woody: What’s he yammering on about now?
Jordan: Science versus mystery and mumbo jumbo.
Woody:
…Hands where I can see them father, move toward me,
slowly, slowly, stop. Woah, woah, please, please, please
don’t make me shoot a priest.
Klausner:
…I’m a postulator.
Woody: I’m sorry, I’m Catholic, I have no idea what you
are talking about.
Nigel:
It’s all coming together quite nicely now, isn’t it?
Jordan & Woody:
What?
Nigel:
What are the chances that Isabelle Haley actually
performed miracles? Less than zero? So alive she’s a
problem, but dead and martyred to boot, then she becomes
an asset. So, subsuming to the mythology of sainthood,
she becomes…
Woody:
Do you ever listen to yourself?
Woody:
Stop, ok, because the padre’s got diplomatic immunity,
so lets just say ‘somebody’ killed her…
Jordan:
If you wanted to get a body out of here, which door
would you choose?
Woody:
My guess will be the one to the parking lot.
Lu:
Hey, did you find cause of death?
Bug:
Heart attack.
Lu:
Ok, well, file closed.
Bug:
I guess.
Lu:
What?
Lu:
So, this daughter? I guess she would be about 30.
Bug:
Mm um.
Lu:
How good looking is she?... That good looking?
Interesting…
Mr. O’Reilly:
God sucks.
Garret:
Am I invisible?
Amy:
We?
Bug:
Well if he won’t sell, I can hold him down while you
steel the ball.
Sorenson:
I would love to put this ball back in the hands of the
kid who caught it, for five grand.
Bug:
What? You mind telling us what you paid for it?
Sorenson:
150 bucks.
Bug:
That’s quite a profit margin.
Sorenson:
Well, I am a greedy son of a bitch.
Bug:
This ball, is one of the last connections to her
childhood. Her father, who died recently, he moved
heaven and earth to get Eddie Cannero to sign this for
her. Do you know what that meant to a little girl who
loved baseball?
Sorenson:
Well, I didn’t think of that… ten grand!
Elaine:
…Am I making you uncomfortable?
Lily:
Not at all.
Elaine:
Good, because Jeffery needs someone who is calm, who
doesn’t mind his odd little quirks and twitches. You
know, like when he goes to bed his slippers have to
lined up exactly even with the leg of the night stand…
His father thinks he’s gay.
Lily:
Elaine?
Elaine:
Yes?
Lily:
If you object to my dating Jeffery…
Elaine:
Not at all, I just wouldn’t want it to get serious…
Because you’re all wrong for him.
Lily:
Forgive me, but I think that’s Jeffery’s decision not
yours.
Elaine:
If he really cared about you dear, he would have said
that instead of leaving you twisting in. the wind, all by
yourself… cheers.
Nigel:
I found a scientific explanation why Josh Winter died
and then lived.
Garret:
On morgue time?
Nigel:
I get breaks.
Nigel:
Yeah, my point exactly, he wasn’t killed. How’s that
possible Nigel? I’ll tell you doctor Macy…
Jordan: Hey, Lu.
Lu:
Hey.
Jordan:
Woody tells me that you think I’m supposed to have some
kind of problem with you and him. I want you to know, I
don’t, everything’s fine.
Lu:
It’s not healthy to avoid how you feel about things,
it’s hard to get past issues unless you face up to them.
Jordan:
… (kisses Woody)… (kisses Lu)… No problems, no issues,
all friends.
Nigel:
I didn’t know Josh was behind me, I feel terrible.
Jordan:
For what? Destroying his entire belief system.
Nigel:
Yeah, it makes me seem so…
Jordan: Presumptuous, officious, cruel?
Nigel:
Don’t hold back
Woody:
I know you love Father Klausner as a suspect because of
your crazy theories, but I got an alternative.
Jordan:
Less whined up, more pitch.
Woody:
…Guess where he is?
Jordan:
I’m going to say, Boston?
Woody:
Point Cavanaugh.
Jordan:
I know you don’t want to hear it, but Klausner’s a
suspect too.
Woody:
But he didn’t have any motive, unless you believe
Nigel’s crack pot riff on the Vatican.
Sorenson:
You son of a bitch.
Bug:
But not a greedy one, all I want is that baseball.
Jordan:
A watched pot never boils.
Woody:
Sometimes it does.
Lily:
I don’t think it’s a touch of burnout, I don’t like my
job anymore.
Garret:
Are we talking vacation, leave of absence? What?
Lily:
I’m giving you my notice.
Garret:
How much time off do you need?
Lily:
I’m sorry, I’m quitting, I can’t do this anymore. I’ll
give you time to find a replacement.
Garret:
What are your plans?
Lily:
I don’t know, I guess it’s not just the job. I love
everybody here, I just, it’s not enough.
Garret:
Is this… Is this about that ADA?
Lily:
I don’t know, maybe.
Garret:
You guys getting serious?
Lily:
It’s complicated.
Garret:
Do you think he’s the one?
Lily:
How do you know?
Garret:
You don’t, it’s too bigger question, there are too many
variables, sometimes you miss the boat entirely. How do
you feel when you are with him?
Lily:
Great, I mean not lately, most of the time.
Garret:
How do you feel when you are not with him?... Do you
love this guy?
Amy:
So, does the ME’s office always go the extra mile like
this?
Bug:
No.
Amy:
I leave for the Sudan in three weeks, so I was thinking…
Bug:
Yes, sounds good.
Amy:
You didn’t let me finish.
Bug:
I filled in the blank with what I wanted to hear.
Bug:
How badly did you screw up?
Brandau:
Oh, you have no idea.
Brandau:
…I had it out with my mother, I was oozing fear the
whole time, but I did it. I told her it was my life and
I told her, I told her I love you, and if she had a
problem with that then it’s too damn bad.
Lily:
How did she take it?
Brandau:
I don’t care, you’re the most amazing woman I have ever
met, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Will you marry me?... It’s my turn to twist in the wind.
Lily:
…Yes…
Woody:
It looks like Nigel was right, blind faith, not so good.
Jordan: Nigel’s always right, just ask him. See ya… Monday.
Woody:
Jordan, I’m glad you are ok about ah… you know… I just
wish that you and I… I feel like lately we’ve grown
apart, and I don’t like it.
Jordan:
I don’t think its so much we’ve grown apart, it’s just…
I don’t know how to say this.
Woody:
One word at a time.
Jordan:
I just think we’re a little out of sync right now. Over
the last year I’ve grown up a lot.
Woody:
And I haven’t?
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