Episode 7,
Season 5
Title: Road Kill
Written by:
Melissa R. Byer, Trenna
Hancock
Directed by: Roxann Dawson
Original Air Date: November 27, 2005
Description:
(full
synopsis)
Jordan and Woody race
against time as they try to stop a series of bloody
murders. A copy cat is replicating the crimes of
the Mass Pike Killer forcing Jordan and Woody to work
with the original criminal in order to catch catch the
copy-cat.
Guest
Stars:
Alicia Coppola (Ryan
Kessler), Charles Mesure (J.D. Pollack), Terry Nemeroff
(Leon Meyers)
Random Facts:
Alicia Coppola who played Ryan
Kessler (the killer) in this episode was also in Sunset Division (season 2)
where she played a totally different character--a cop.
Goofs:
At the end in Jordan's apartment
she's wearing a watch on her right wrist as she holds the glass of wine and the
telephone. Then when we change angles the watch has switch wrist and is
suddenly on her left wrist.
Music:
Candy Says by Lou Reed
Quotes:
Woody: You don't seem surprised?
Kessler: I get lots of fan mail.
People dream of doing what I did.
Jordan: Fellow psychopaths.
Kessler: I work alone detective.
Guarantee no mistakes.
Jordan: Well judging by the stylish
jumpsuit you're wearing, I'd say you made at least one.
Woody: Then how does the killer
know so much about your crimes.
Kessler: You're asking me to do
your job detective?
Woody: Why don't you go back to
rotting in your hell.
Kessler: (to Woody and
Jordan) You two are more than colleagues aren't you?
Woody: (sees Pollack, to
Jordan) Do you want to wrangle him? Or shall I?
Pollack: I heard there's a Ryan
Kessler copycat on the lose. Is it true?
Jordan: No comment.
Pollack: Aww, come on babe a Ryan
Kessler story is like front page gold.
Kessler: Where's your colleague?
Woody: 'Fraid you're stuck with me.
Kessler: And there's one more
thing.
Jordan: She wants me to go?
Woody: seems our serial killer's
taken a real shine to you. What a surprise.
Kessler: Beautiful day for a drive.
Woody: How's the tracking device.
A little tight I hope.
Kessler: Jordan it's nice to see
you again.
Jordan: I'm not here because of
your invite. I've got a job to do.
Jordan: Oh no.
Woody: Jordan!
Jordan: I didn't call him!
Kessler (to Woody as they
watch Jordan and Pollack kiss): I guess I was wrong
about the two of you.
Jordan: Nothing like cutting
someone open and seeing the green tobacco stains in
their lungs to help you kick the habit.
Kessler: That's all men are really
good for isn't it.
Jordan: That and playing out your
sadistic fantasies.
Nigel: No...I just
appreciate a killer with a clear rational. What?!
Kessler: Haven't you ever hated
someone enough to want to kill them.
Jordan: I supposed so. It's
just never really occurred to me to act on it.
Kessler: Why not?
Jordan: Well...fear of eternal
damnation...hell fire...
Jordan: Don't pretend that you know
me.
Kessler: You've had a lot of men in
your life, but you keep things casual. You have
sex, let them sleep over, but it's a false sense of
intimacy. You never really let anyone in.
But you're right. I don't really know you.
Bug: What chocolate?
Nigel: The chocolate of all
chocolates. Literally the food of the gods.
Bug: Great. We're
looking for Willy Wanka.
Garret: Okay Jordan the gang's all
here.
Jordan: Glad to see I'm not the
only one logging overtime.
Bug: At least you're out of the
office.
Jordan: Yeah well next time you try
spending 24 hours with a psycho. Not exactly a
vacation. I'm telling you this woman is a real
head case. She thinks that a lying father is
justification for murder. Imagine if I took that
point of view.
Garret: Well you're not a psycho
Jordan.
Bug: Well...maybe not in that way.
Jordan: That's some serious rage.
Woody: She's one bitter gal all
right. Come on it's late. Let me drive you
back to the motel.
Jordan: If it wasn't...3:45 in the
morning I'd say lets just stop for a beer.
Woody: Yeah, that's what mini bars
are for.
Woody: So you and Pollack.
How's that going?
Jordan: Oh, it's...going.
Woody: How did he get in here in
the first place. I have half a dozen cops forty
feet away.
Jordan: Exactly. No one was
guarding me.
Pollack: If I hadn't shown up when
I did.
Jordan: About that. How did
you find me?.
Pollack: I'm a reporter. You
don't think I can get a call traced?
Jordan: Oh nice, so this was all
about the story.
Pollack: Oh don't play holier than
thou with me. I was standing in your office when
you supposedly were working late.
Pollack: Come on Jordan I'm taking
you home.
Jordan: I'm not leaving. If
we don't catch this guy with in twenty-four hours two
more guys are going to end up dead.
Pollack: Better them than you! A little help here mate?
Woody: She's you're girlfriend
mate.
Woody: (to Pollack) If you print a
word of this we're going to have every looky-loo from
here to Kalamazoo tailing us.
Bug: And hopefully stop him before
he kills again.
Nigel: If we're lucky. We've
got till happy hour.
Nigel: I'll run him against the photos of the other
employees. See while the face can be altered
cosmetically, the iris, mouth center...(goes on to give
long description of how he's finding the person)
Bug: Nigel.
Nigel: Hum?
Bug: I know.
Bug: What they have bars behind bars?
Jordan: I thought you'd be long gone by now?
Kessler: Me too.
Jordan: You already have the gun. You do it
yourself.
Jordan: So you're going to kill me just to prove that
you can't?
Kessler: No. I want you to kill me.
Jordan: What!
Jordan: You already have the gun. You do it
yourself.
Jordan: No. You want to die that's one thing,
but I am not a murderer.
Kessler: I told you Jordan. Anyone can be under
the right circumstances.
Woody: Is Pollack going to be ok?
Jordan: Yeah I think so.
Woody: Good.
Jordan: You took a big risk diving out of the way
like that.
Pollack: I wasn't sure if you were going to fire.
Jordan: Oh what did you think I was just going to let
her shot you in the head?
Pollack: I guess you're not the only one with trust
issues.
Kessler: You missed.
Jordan: No. I didn't. Like I told you.
I'm not like you.
Woody: I'm going with Kessler. I'm not letting
that animal out of my sight untill she's back in her
cage.
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