Episode 2,
Season 5
Title: Luck Be A Lady
Written by: Rob
Fresco
Directed by: Allan Arkush
Original Air Date: October 2, 2005
Description:
A Las Vegas showgirl shows
up at the morgue, setting a corpse ablaze and then
precedes to jump out the crypt window. She leaves
behind a Montecito Casino employee ID. Dr. Jordan
Cavanaugh calls on Danny McCoy, an acquaintance and
Director of Montecito Surveillance and Security, for his
help. Jordan, Woody and Danny work together,
following the clues. Woody head out to Las Vegas
when he realizes the strings are being being pulled by a
mobster out there. Woody works with Sam Marquez
while Jordan and Danny remain in Boston. Mac helps a
deceased biker receive his dying wish.Guest
Stars:
Josh Duhamel (Danny McCoy)
, Vanessa Marcil (Sam Jane Marquez)

Random Facts:
This
is Part 1 of a crossover episode with Las Vegas.
At the end of the episode, pictures of the Las
Vegas strip that were filmed from a helicopter are shown in a montage. Although
the pictures are of the real Las Vegas Blvd., they do not fit with the show.
That is because in the Las Vegas/Crossing Jordan world, the "Montecito" is
located across the street from the "Mandalay Bay." In the montage, there was a
vacant lot across the street.
The song that Woody danced to in the Vegas half of
this crossover was "Pata Pata" by Miriam Makeba.
Goofs:
Music:
(Don’t Fear) The Reaper, Blue Oyster Cult
It’s Not My Cross To Bear, Allman Bros.
Oh No, Not You Again, Rolling Stones
Look What the Cat Dragged In, Rolling Stones
Rought Justice, Rolling Stones
I’m Not The Marrying Kind, Dean Martin
8 ½ Fellini Score
Funkytown, Lipps Inc.
Give Me My Coat & Shoes, Buddy Guy
Score featuring Doyle Bramhall on Boogie guitar, Wendy and Lisa

Quotes:
Bug:
You’re awfully perky this morning.
Jordan: Garret’s back. A sweet Indian summer has
settled over the city. It’s one of those mornings you
wake up knowing it’s going to be a great day.
Bug:
Not for everybody. (looks add body he’s wheeling in)
Apparently.
Jordan: Point taken.
Nigel: Oh carpet salesman of the year 1989.
Bug:
Is there anything sadder than being carpet sales man of
the year.
Nigel: How about still carrying the card in your wallet
sixteen years later.
Bug:
That’s it. I’m definitely getting tinted contact lenses
today!
Lily:
You guys are so cynical. Just because a lady has a nice
figure doesn’t make her immune to falling in love.
Jordan: I tell you what if it ends vehicular I got him.
If it ends gun shot he’s all yours.
Garret: I’ll take him. I could use a long drive.
Woody: (ignoring Jordan) Bug what do we got.
Bug:
Um…jumper, morgue, fire.
Jordan: So this is the deal now. We’re going to pretend
we don’t know each other.
Woody: What us?
Jordan: Yeah.
Woody: Jordan. I don’t know what kind of problems you
have. But I seriously suggest you get over them and
move on with your life.
Garret: Relax. If no one fired there won’t be any holes
in him.
Jordan: One phone call and you just hop on a plane?
Danny: Nice jammies.
Jordan: Yeah, ducks thanks.
Danny: It’s very nice. Not what I expected, but nice.
Jordan: You didn’t come all this way just to check out
my ducks.
Danny: You guys got a detective assigned to the case.
Jordan: (pause) Uh…yeah. We sure do.
Woody: What are you doing in Boston? Oh no no no no.
This is not about this jumper from Vegas.
Danny: Yeah. Looks like we’re working together again my
friend.
Woody: No. Not together. Me police you unpolice.
Thanks for the offer but I go this one.
Danny: Whoa. I thought we’d cleared up this territorial
crap last year.
Jordan: Yeah he stopped by last night.
Nigel: Stopped by? As in just in the neighborhood kind
of thing?
Woody: Whatcha got in there Jordan.
Jordan: Uh…not much (opens back of van and limbs fall
out) Except for the bodies.
Woody: What do they all have in common?
Nigel: Their names rhythm? (looks) I’m just saying…
Bug:
Yeah that’s it genius. The next victim should be named
Cal.
Woody: Who’s side are you on here?
Jordan: No it’s not about sides.
Bug:
Oh children children. Is there one thing we can all
agree on. Anyone? (Jordan raises hand) Yes the lady in
the back.
Danny: When you said go for a drive I was thinking
margaritas, a live band…I don’t know maybe throwing a
mattress in the old Camino.
Jordan: Hold that thought.
Danny: Wait here.
Jordan: No.
Danny: What do you mean no?
Jordan: Why should I wait cause you’re the boy and I’m
the girl.
Danny: Because I’m the boy and I said to wait. Now wait
right here please.
Jordan: Are you kidding?
Garret: He made a choice. He didn’t stay a doctor cause
that’s what his parents wanted of him. He chose his own
destiny.
Lily:
You mean lawyer.
Garret: Lawyer, that’s what I said.
Lily:
You said doctor.
Agent: Secret service freeze. Hands in the air.
Danny: (whisper) Nice.
Jordan: (whisper) Thanks.