Episode 8, Season 1
Title: Digger Part 1

Written by: Diane Ademu-John
Directed by: Ian Toynton
Original Air Date: 19 November 2001


Description:

The discovery of a floating corpse forces Jordan into a nationwide manhunt for a serial killer as she teams up with a famed FBI criminal profiler -- and reunites with an unscrupulous reporter. Meanwhile: Garret comes to grips with his relationship with Lily; Max's love life hits a snag with the loss of his live-in girlfriend; and concerned about deportation, Nigel attempts to outsmart the INS with the help of a willing co-worker.  

FORENSICS

Guest Stars:

Chris Noth (Drew Haley), Shawn Christian (Adam Flynn), Amy Aquino (Det. Lois Carver), Thomas Mills (Caretaker), Tamlyn Tomita (Dr. Grace Yakura), Steve Gibbons (Rescue Team Member), Eric Ware (EMT Tech), Kathryn Hahn (Ms. Lily Lebowski), Steve Valentine (Dr. Nigel Townsend)
 

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Music:

Talking Snake, Iggy Pop
Death is Certain, Iggy Pop

Quotes:

Jordan (to reporter): There are a million stories in the naked city. How come all of yours seem to involve me?

Jordan: This guy wasn’t shot…he was embalmed

Jordan: Garret. What’s with the scowl, it’s worse that normal.

Jordan (to Garret): Sweet. High five me baby. (Showing her excitement about Yukura leaving)

Jordan: Come on Garret I owe you one. When you got me my job back I’m sure you had to twist Yukura’s arm.
Garret: Practically had to fracture her left ulna to get her to take you back.
Jordan: So, now it’s my turn.

Nigel: All right, spare my feelings Bug, would you describe my attitude as smirking?
Bug: Well, maybe a hint of a smirk now and then, but no I’d say you project more of a sneering, simpering, leering sort of vibe.
Nigel: Exactly. How’d you do?
Bug: Oh, exemplary, outstanding, dedicated. Practically perfect in every way.

Jordan: Tell me, what breed of moron takes a parking spot of a medical professional?
Trey: The nerve.
Jordan: Yeah, well it’s the presumption that’s involved. That whatever business he has is more important the persons whose name’s actually on the parking spot. Plus, its only guys with size issues that drive cars that big.
(Trey laughs)
Jordan: Tinted window, no plates.
Garret: Jordan.
Jordan: Yeah.
Garret: You two met earlier I understand. (pointing to Agent Haley)
Jordan: Oh you have got to be the guy.
Haley: What guy would that be?
Jordan: The moron who took my parking spot.

Trey (To Haley): For the record, I’m a medical examiner, not a photographer.

Nigel: We could say we fell in love over bacteria slides and spatter pans.
Bug: I like girls.
Nigel: As do I, but our love can transcend sexuality. What do ya say Buggles, help out a friend in need? Be my wife?
Bug: You know I can’t think of a way to be sensitive about this. No.
(Nigel tries to say something)
Bug: No
(Nigel tries again to say something)
Bug (shouting): No!
Nigel: Alright then…see ya at lunch.

Lily: Please! I’ve been through it enough to know when I’m going get my heart broken by a bad boy. And you Garret, are a bad boy.

Nigel: How come this is all you’ve got to go on?
Jordan: Can’t you read the boot print on my ass that says FBI?
(Nigel slides back in his chair and looks at Jordan’s ass)
Nigel: Oh yeah, there it is.

Nigel: What sign are you?
Jordan: Oh, I’ve got several. Uh, danger, do not enter, beware of men who are dogs!
Nigel: Fair enough. So what are the chances you’d be free to marry me, say uh next Tuesday?
Jordan: I’d say uh, the chances of that can be expressed mathematically as diddly over squat. But thanks.
Nigel: Well, you can’t blame a bloat for tryin’

Jordan: Geek free version please.

Nigel: Perhaps you better think this through.
Lily: Already have. I’ve been waiting for you to ask me since Bug turned you down.

Haley: Why do I get the feeling you’re not going take no for an answer?
Jordan: Cause I’m not.

Garret: You’re not going find anyone who’s already gone through all the stages of grief and hatred before arriving at acceptance, even love for this place, these people, and this work. I want your job Grace.
Yukura: It was yours all along Garret. I was just waiting for you to ask.
 

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