Episode 19,
Season 4
Title: Embraceable You
Written by:
Linda Gase, Robert Rovner and Jon Cowan
Directed by: Allan Arkush
Original Air Date:
1 May 2005
Description:
The charming daughter of a local jazz legend is
the prime suspect of her murdered ex-boyfriend. Garret is
quickly ensnared in her web. She is accused of orchestrating
multiple black widow-style murders and Garret will either
prove her innocence or become her latest victim.
Jordan, Woody and Nigel investigate when a young, pregnant nun is found
dead in a cloistered convent.
Guest
Stars:
Heidi Mokrycki
(), Gina Gershon (Charlie Davis), Blake Robbins (Peter
Eckridge), Jonathan Murphy (Joey Campbell), Sandra
Bernhard (Roz Framus), Brenda Wehle (Mother Superior),
Erica Sullivan (SisterTheresa)
Random Facts:
Goofs:
Music:
Cry Me A River, Diana Krall
Quotes:
Transcript (courtesy of CJ Online)
Woody: The nun had a baby? How could that be?
Jordan: She’s a woman first, nun second.
Jordan: She’s surrounded by
women of God but she doesn’t trust them or ask for help.
Why? Because these women have shut themselves off from
the real world. They would rather hide from life than
deal with it.
Woody: Oh! (holds hand up as if speaking into phone)
Kettle? This the pot.
Charlie: You strike me as a fair man.
Garret: Must be the Bogart eyes.
Charlie: Something like that.
Woody: Whoa, whoa, whoa. A piece of jewelry is not
necessarily a declaration of love.
Nigel: Yeah? Even if it’s engraved I’ll love you
forever?
Woody: Well…yeah if it’s engraved maybe…
Woody: (to Nigel with Jordan standing next to him) If
you’ve got any problems I know a good jeweler.
Charlie: Charlie Davis. Murder suspect.
Jordan: Yeah? You do it?
Framus: (about Charlie) I have a black widow Cinderella
with four dead boyfriends.
Framus: You aren’t talking about me Buggles?
Bug: No. And stop calling me Buggles.
Framus: He is so cute when he’s shy.
Jordan: Nig. Can I ask you a question…hypothetically?
Nigel: Sure.
Jordan: Is it appropriate for a friend to give another
friend a diamond ring as a birthday present?
Nigel: Woody gave you a diamond ring?
Well…um…hypothetically if a male friend gives a female
friend a diamond ring…ah I would say the male friend
wants to be much much more than friends and is applying
pressure to said female friend to STEP UP TO THE PLATE!
Jordan: Ahhh…check out the sarasanguous fluid in the
lungs…
Woody: Man imagine the boozing that went on in this
place.
Jordan: And now it’s a convent. Talk about extreme home
makeover.
Nigel: So…if this were Nancy Drew and The Clue in the
Crumbling Wall…I would have to just pull on this to
reveal the (crash)
Jordan: Nice work Nancy…Great idea, wrong stunts.
Jordan: I care so much about you. More than I think you
know. That’s my problem. Because I love what we have and
I would never want to lose that. And…I think you’re
right though and I think I need to make a choice…
Woody: Jordan stop. Okay. I give up. My ego can not take
another round of this.
Jordan: That’s not what I’m trying to say here.
Woody: Please Jordan. I think we’re all good. We’re just
better off as friends. Truth is if we ever ended up
hooking up we’d probably kill each other within a week.
Jordan: Oh? You think?
Woody: No. But if I keep telling myself that…I’ll see
you around.
