Episode 6, Season 4
Title: Blue Moon

Story by: Tim Kring and Linda Gase
Directed by: Allan Arkush
Original Air Date: 31 October 2004


Description:

A serial killer "Leviathan" resurfaces after four years. Woody is teamed up with an ambitious cop where they interrogate the prime suspect, Kimball.  When he escapes from under their noses a man hunt is one to try and find Kimball. Nigel figures out "Leviathan's" killing pattern and he and Jordan realize the second victim is still alive.  Woody races against the clock to find "Leviathan," and to save his latest victim. 

Guest Stars:

Camille Guaty (Det. Santana), Neil Vipond (Father Finnian), Reed Diamond (Gordon Kimball), Jerry Trainor (), Brain Catalano (Det. #1)

Random Facts:

This episode was previously titled "Bad Moon Rising"

Goofs:

Music:

Blue Moon, The Marcels
Bad Moon Rising, Creedence Clearwater Revival
I Put A Spell On You, Creedence Clearwater Revival

Quotes:

Seely: Oh it’s just a cat!
Lily: Cats are beautiful and affectionate.
Seely: When they want something. Otherwise they’re like the bad roommate. They live in your house eat your food but try getting a ride to the airport out of them.
Lily: We are not having this conversation.

Garret: Anyone know what time it is…150 bucks for this (holds up his watch)?
Jordan: Six…same as the temperature.

Garret: Heaters Nigel.
Nigel: Let’s just say we should all be prepared for a very interesting evening.
Garret: If only we could harness that hot air.
Jordan: Or we could just set his desk on fire.

Jordan: Hey you think the gift shop sells mittens?
Garret: I thought you were done complaining.
Jordan: As soon as I’m done freezing!

Nigel: I feel like Santa’s helper.

Brian (holding space heater): Thought this would help.
Jordan: I’m sure that’ll warm the cockles of my heart.

Santana: We seem to be having a little problem here.
Woody: Yeah, the problem here is me homicide, you narcotics.
Santana: And he, my collar Tarzan.

Bug: I’ve never seen you not wearing a suit before.
Seely: And I never knew you paid attention.

Seely: Ah, Miss Lebowski…looking good as usual.
Lily: Sure, in my parka.

(After cat jumps out of body bag)
Seely: Well there’s something you don’t see everyday.
Bug: Well…now that the cats our of the bag (chuckle Seely and Bug)
(Bug and Seely laugh…)
Lily: That is not funny.

Bug: So, where exactly was he shot?
Seely: At home.
Bug: Where on the body.
Seely: Oh, in the belly.
(Seely and Bug notice the hole in the victims’ stomach)
Seely: Hey, that hole was not there at the scene.
Bug: That bullet you were lookin’ for.
Seely: Yeah, what about it?
Bug: Here kitty kitty kitty kitty.

Santana: So you talk to the captain yet?
Woody: Yes.
Santana: And?
Woody: Looks like we’re a team.
Santana: Ouch. So I’m stuck with you?
Woody (fake laughing): I think you actually have that backwards.

(Garret cuts into victim and fluid leaks out)
Garret: Well even for me that was disgusting.
Bug: Yeah, and now my feet are cold and wet.

Seely: You pretend to ignore me, but, I know you’re checking me out when I walk away.
Lily: Only to marvel at what a pompas, arrogant, vulgar little man you really are.

(Jordan and Woody talking to each other on their cell phones)
Woody: Man, is anything working tonight?
Jordan: The moon’s in your anus.
Woody: Excuse me?
Jordan: Something like that, anyway….

(Walking though the morgue)
Seely: Here kitty kitty kitty. Here stupid cat.

Garret: Send one of the guys.
Nigel: Yeah really Bug or I can go.
Jordan: Not necessary I’m a big girl.
Garret: Yeah, but he’s a psychopath.
Jordan: Yeah. And I’m not?

Santana: Wait, you hear that?
Woody: All I hear is the wind and my teeth chattering.

Nigel: So you going say it?
Garret: Say what?
Nigel: That I was right about all the bizarre occurrences that happened tonight.
Garret: Nigel it seems that once in a Blue Moon your conspiracies actually hold water.
Nigel: No pun intended.

Santana: I don’t want to keep your girlfriend waiting.
Woody: Ahh…Jordan…she’s umm…not umm…umm…you’re right. I should be going.

Woody: You know Jordan every now and then you do something that makes it all the rest of it worth while.
Jordan: You know because it’s been a long night and I’m still freezing my ass off I’m going to take that as a compliment.
Woody: Come on. Let me buy you a hot tottie.

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