Episode 1,
Season 4
Title: After Dark
Written by: Scott
Williams
Directed by:
Jesús Salvador Treviño
Original Air Date:
26 November 2004
Description:
When a mysterious blackout hits the city,
Jordan and Bug find themselves trapped in a multi-car
pileup in the Ted Williams Tunnel. Macy, Nigel and Woody learn that
the blackout was a critical element in an elaborate
jewelry heist.
Guest
Stars:
John Kapelos (Halper), Raphael Sbarge (Phil), Perla
Walter (Mrs. Abolita), Stacy Solodkin (Audrey), Dawn-Lyen
Gardner (Leever), Michael Dempsey (), Liliana Mumy
(Lena)
Random Facts:
TWT means Ted William
Tunnel
Goofs:
Music:
Heroes, David Bowie
Bright Lights Big City, Jimmy Rogers
Quotes:
Woody: Devan have you seen Jordan?
Devan: Sorry. Not my night to watch her.
Jordan: If you must know Woody and I have been
doing this bizarre mating dance the past three years.
Bug: I’m sorry, did I say I must know?
Woody: Do you think you could clean up in a
hurry? (to Devan)
Guy: Who died and made you boss of the tunnel?
Woody/Devan: Cry me a river in Egypt.
Power Guy:
Poor bastard must a tripped or something.
Nigel: Ouch
Power Guy: Yeah, at the tune of 150 thousand
volts. In fact, uh, you two might wanna back up a little
bit while we work on getting him out.
Garret: You got it. Nig.
(Nigel already backed in to the corner)
Nigel: Done.
Sidney: Hey doc, here's nasty boy's paper work.
Devan: Thanks, "new guy."
Sidney: Sidney...that's my name. Sidney. I've
been here for over a month!
Devan: Welcome aboard.
(Woody walks into the trace)
Woody: Whoa, this dogs a barkin’. What’s up new
guy? Devan have you see Jordan around.
Sydney: It’s Sydney.
Devan: Not my turn to watch her.
Woody: Why would Jordan go on a drop off on the
biggest night of my life?
(Devan looks at Woody in his tux)
Devan: Oh, junior prom.
Devan: So I guess you’re goin’ stag huh?
Woody: Don’t be player hating.
Nigel: You know, people can say what they want
about our line of work, but that’s just crazy.
(Power guys talk back and forth)
Garret: They seem to know what they’re doing.
(Power guys flip the switch, sparks fly, the power
goes out and the alarm goes off)
Garret: Then again.
(Jordan and Bug observing the damage of the crash)
Jordan: Hey, do we have a first aid kit?
Bug: When do we ever need one?
Jordan: I’d say right about now.
Garret: Well, would it be safe enough to get your
friend out ourselves.
Power Guy: Safe enough, sure. And I’d appreciate
it.
Garret: Let’s go Nigel.
Nigel: Safe enough? Did he say safe enough?
(Jordan tending to the old woman)
Jordan: Hey, is anyone here a doctor.
Woman: I thought you said you were.
Jordan: I did but, I am.
Bug: Body bags we got, but no first aid.
Woman: Body bags? O dios mio!
Jordan: No not for you mam, you’re fine.
Woody: Sydney, what’s goin’ on up there man?
Sydney: I believe it’s called a blackout.
Woody: Everybody’s a wise guy today.
Woody (banging his head on the doors of the
elevator): The only man on the planet who knows we’re
down here, and you sent him to go check the cooler?
Devan: It’s a public health hazard.
Woody (pointing to the dead body): This is a
public health hazard. This is a public health hazard!!
Being cooped up with smelly Mel who is permeating the
fibers of a brand new $400 tuxedo on what would have
been the biggest night of my life.
Devan: Is this that famous bravery kicking in?
(Woody starts taking off his tuxedo)
Woody: Hold this.
Devan: What do ya think you’re doing?
Woody: What does it look like?
Devan: Chippendales.
Woody: (Laughs sarcastically) In your dreams.
Devan: (Laughs sarcastically) Nightmares.
Jordan: No ID?
Bug (holding up condoms): Not unless his name is
Spartacus XL.
Bug: Well maybe we can clear away some of these
cars in case help does come.
Jordan: You mean when help does come. Try and
think positive.
Bug: I don’t know, I’ve got a bad feeling about
this.
Jordan: Only now?
Woody (to Devan): Cry me a river in Egypt, my
night is ruined and you couldn’t be happier.
(Devan cleaning off burnt ID)
Sidney: Nice, what is that stuff?
Devan: Mixture of amino acids.
Nigel: Spot remover. I coulda done that.
Woody: Yeah, but you of had to plug it in.
Bug: Well then how do these fit in? (holding the
rubber gloves from the car)
Jordan: What am I, Melvin the mind reader?
Nigel: I’ll drive.
Woody: I’ll drive.
Nigel: No, I’ve got the GPS.
Devan: And Woody has the siren, he’ll drive.
Woody: Did you just agree with me?
Devan: Don’t let it go to your head.
Woody (shouting): Come on people, come on people,
siren means move, let’s go!!
(Holding up the broken condom)
Jordan: When will men ever learn? Size is no
substitute for staying power.
Old Woman (pointing the gun at the bad guy): You
are not a nice person.
Jordan: Once again Mam, you are a genius.
Devan: Come on big guy, if I didn’t care I
wouldn’t talk to you at all.
Woody: I should be so lucky.
Devan: Ouch.
Woody: Only because I care.
Jordan: You know it’s weird, all this time we
spend with dead people.
Garret: It’s nice to have the chance to help keep
one alive.
Jordan: Yeah, it is. Wasn’t just me though. Where
is that bad ass Bug?
