Episode 11, Season 3
Title: He Said, She Said

Written by: Andi Bushell and Jim Praytor
Directed by: Michael Gershman
Original Air Date: 16 May 2002


Description:

A distraught Jane Newman reports that she accidentally shot and killed a man who assaulted her.  The police discover that the dead man is connected to Alex Dwyer, against whom Newman had filed a restraining order. Woody and Devan seek to prove that Dwyer is behind the attack.  Only Dwyer claims that Newman was the one devoting unwanted attention in his direction, making them question who is telling the truth. Meanwhile, Bug receives a visit from a beautiful woman seeking special treatment for her dead husband. She requests a non-invasive autopsy, but this hides the the true cause of her husband's death, leading Bug to be suspicious of her motives.  

Guest Stars:

Kim Morgan Greene (Mrs. Jenkins), Pamela Sinha (Sarah Shah), Susan Haskell (Jane Harris), Max Grodenchik (Maintenance Worker), Marcus Chait (Alex Dwyer)

Random Facts:

Nigel says upon checking out the wallet of Alex Dwyer "Nice work if you can get it" which is a reference to the Broadway show "Guys and Dolls".

Goofs:

Music:

They, Jem

Quotes:

Woody: (about Devan) Will you kindly escort her home. She’s driving me mad.

Garret: You ready for this?
Jordan: Yeah, look at me man I’m a vision of authority. I’ll just order the keg and line up the togas
Garret: Call me if you have any problems.
Jordan: Oh, and call me if you decide to go rollerblading in cutoffs. I just want that mental image.
(Doors close in elevator)
Jordan: And don’t forget sunscreen.

Devan: I’ve always been a pretty good judge of character and I read people very well and I don’t think he’s guilty.
Woody: I’m a pretty good judge of character too Devan, I had you pegged didn’t I?
Devan: Don’t tell me, pushy, driven…
Woody: And sometimes intolerable, see impressive isn’t it?
Devan: Yet hardly original.

Peter: I never get widows that look like that.
Bug: I never get anyone who looks like that.

Jordan: He was supposed to be a standard autopsy. You mind me asking what’s with all the frills.
Bug: It’s complicated.
Jordan: Well, I kind of need to know. I mean, I’m in charge,
Bug: (laughs)…I’m sorry, I thought I was laughing on the inside.

Woody: I thought you went back to the morgue.
Devan: Ah…I got distracted.
Woody: That tends to happen when you eavesdrop on people.

Bug: You take it! I've got a date with a drug addict... Autopsy 4.
Dr. Peter Winslow: She doesn't want me... She wants you.
Bug: What? Someone... wants me?

Peter: Uh Oh, Bad day?
Jordan: Well this boss thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Peter: Well, if it’s any consolation, I don’t care what everyone else is sayin’ I think you’re doing a great job.
Jordan: Thanks
Peter: So if you need anything, you know, anything comes up you need a hand you just let me know.
Jordan: I will, I appreciate that.
Peter: Ok, so listen, I was thinkin’ of maybe getting outta here a little early tonight…
Jordan (cutting Peter off): Uh, not gonna happen.
Peter: Ok, thanks.

Bug: So listen, tell me. Is there some sort of weird by-product of grief that makes a woman….
Lily: Vulnerable?
Bug: Horny.

Jordan: Go ahead. Everybody else already has.
Devan: Detective Hoyt just kicked me off the case.
Jordan: Oh…well you’re not going to listen to that are you?
Devan: Well…yeah.
Jordan: Okay. Let me just tell you how things work around here. When the cops say walk we run. When they say stop we just go.
Devan: So let me get this straight. Am I getting permission from the boss?

Bug: You know, it all makes sense to me now. She saw my name on the directory, and a big sign on my forehead that says dumb ass.

Woody: Nothing says I’m sorry better than a hundred-dollar bouquet.

Garret: You know I’ve always been aware at your talent for breaking the rules Jordan. I just didn’t know how well you could enforce them.
Jordan: Oh yeah. Well now you do. Piece of cake
Garret: Um hum.
Jordan: Garret. I have a new appreciation.
Garret: Yeah. I thought might.
Jordan: Thanks boss.
 

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