Episode 10, Season 3
Title: Revealed

Story by: Damon Lindelof
Directed by: Allan Arkush
Original Air Date: 9 May 2004


Description:

AN author of science-fiction novels is found dead, drained of all blood and with bite marks in his neck.  Nigel is quick to encourage Woody to consider the possibility that a vampire attacked the man.  Jordan is called to determine the cause of death of an unidentified man found on the Appalachian Trail. The discovery of a camera found on the victim offers photographic clues to the circumstances surrounding his demise, leading the investigation from the woods to the doorstep of a real-estate mogul.  

Guest Stars:

Morgan Rusler (Amos Tibbs), David Monahan (Det. Matt Seely), Silas Weir Mitchell (Frank Jones), John D'Aquino (Harold Fallon), Victor Raider-Wexler (Maury), Jim Beaver (), Phil Abrams (Person #1), Matt Eyde (Mike), Annabelle Milne (), Jerry Trainor () 

Random Facts:

This episode's development title was "Once Bitten".

Goofs:

Music:

I Can See For Miles, The Who
I Wish I Was the Moon, Neko Case
Born Too Slow, Crystal Method

Quotes:

Woody: The last four times Burnham met him was at some Goth club named Asmanties.
Garrett: Goth club huh? Let Nigel do all the talking.

Nigel: I'm so glad you decided to go undercover Woody. You're blending right in.
Woody: Sorry, I didn't get the memo. Did you sew those pants on yourself?

Seely: For the record Dr. Maguire. I think you tagging along is a bad idea.
Devan: Couldn’t help myself Detective Seely. Obsessive commitment to my work.
Seely: This is no place for a lady.
Devan: Looking past the sexist pig-ass aspect of that comment, I agree with you. I’m definitely a city girl.

Seely: You should have let me do the talking. There are certain things women just shouldn’t try to do.
Devan: Anyone ever tell you you’re a pig.
Seely: Yes. Yes they have. I believe it was you.

Seely: I’ve been waiting an hour.
Jordan: Yeah? Think it has something to do with the fact that you can’t give directions?
Seely: I got here just fine.
Jordan: Well yippee for you.

Seely: Well next time maybe they’ll send a man to do a man’s job.
Jordan: Then what are you doing here?

Seely: You got a guess how long he’s been dead?
Jordan (after viewing the body): OK, I would put time of death anywhere between a month ago and last Wednesday.
(Seely gives her a dirty look)
Jordan: You said guess.

Woody: Nigel. Nigel, it is so good to see you.
Nigel: Good to see you.
Woody: Let’s not jump to any hasty conclusions here. If I was looking for the whack-a-doo conspiracy version I’d have called Jordan here.
Nigel: I am some how both flattered and insulted by that.

Woody: I'd appreciate if you handle this with a little bit of sensitivity. I don't know if you know this or not, but I'm up for a promotion this year. So if word got out...
Nigel: Woody, Woody, Woody... I promise that I will keep an open mind, okay? And anyway sensitivity is my middle name.
[opens the door]
Nigel: SWEET MARY IN THE MANGER!

Nigel: He’s completely exsanguinated
Woody: exsanguinated. I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that means his blood is gone?

Seely: Say you’re right. Mr. a Shadow here pushed out guy. What do you want me to do about it…Set up a lemonade stand on the trail and quiz every hiker that walked by?
Jordan: Hey, who needs beverages, you’ll just win them over with your charm.

Nigel: Only six people in the greater Boston area with the last mane of Dark, not of them Allistar.
Woody: Allistar…there’s a name that will get your as whooped in the playground. I’ll bet it’s an alias.

Seely: This is no place for a lady.
Devan: Looking past the sexist pig aspect of that comment I agree with you. I’m definitely a city girl.
Seely: Well, at least we have one thing in common.
Devan: Oh, you’re a city girl too?

Nigel: Sure glad you decided to go undercover Woody, you’re blending right in.
Woody: Sorry, I didn’t get the memo. Sew those pants on yourself?

Bug: I pulled tissue samples from John Doe and cross referenced his biological data with local insect activity and came up with a time of death.
Jordan: That’s my Bug.
Bug: Eleven days, four hours.
Jordan: 4 hours?
Bug: Well, give or take.

Jordan: So, unless you want your next colonoscopy performed by the IRS audit team, I suggest that you take the deal.

Seely: Nice doing business with you Doc.
Jordan: Let’s not make it a habit.

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