Episode 9, Season 3
Title: All the News Fit to PRint

Written by: Kira Arne
Directed by: Allan Arkush
Original Air Date: 25 April 2004


Description:

A reporter is found beaten and shot to death while following a story about a young prostitute.  Woody faults the victim for further exploiting the young woman to advance his career.  Bug suspects that the man may have been murdered for trying to protect his source. Elsewhere, Macy tries to save the life of a hit and run victim.  He finds himself the center of a wrongful death suit when the man later dies in the emergency room.

Guest Stars:

T. E. Russell (Dave), Melissa Haizlip (), Megan Henning (), Ruben Madera (Arthur), Benita Krista Nall (Kaylynn/receptionist), Michelle Page (Natasha), Kristoffer Ryan Winters (Baby Face Brian), Richard Biggs (Dr. Flynn), Emily Deschanel (Michelle), Bradford English (Stocky Man), Dey Young (Taylor Parker Kent), Christopher Goodman (), Liz Alvarado (Maria), Louis Iacoviello () 

Random Facts:

Jill Hennessy and Steve Valentine did not appear in this episode.

Goofs:

Music:

Keep Me in Your Heart, Warren Zevon

Quotes:

Macy: Get your coat.
Dr. Peter Winslow: But it's pouring!
Macy: We're like the post office. Neither rain, nor sleet...

Garret: I’m a strong attractive woman. Can you believe that crap?
Peter: It’s kind of true though right? She is hot. I’m not afraid to admit it. I’m a little intimidated by her.
Garret: What are you talking about? She’s a kid with a type A personality. Just what me need, another Jordan.

Lily: Oh wow. Looks like someone’s got a little extra spring in his step this morning.
Garret: Are you implying I’m not traditionally springy?
Lily: Oh a joke too. What’s up Garret? Did you get lucky last night?

Woody: Any way to determine her age in the autopsy?
Bug: Sure I’ll just cut her open and count her rings.
Woody: You could have simply said no.

Devan: There’s thorough and then there’s obsessed. (to Macy)

Woody: Hey Bug, where’s Jordan?
Bug: Oh, she’s representing our office at the annual American Forensic Medicine & Pathology Convention in Denver.
Woody: Bet those guys know how to party.
Bug: Oh, that’s a bet you would lose.
Woody: It was a joke Bug.
Bug: Oh (fake laughs)

Garret: Peter, I need you to ride shotgun with me on a pick-up.
Peter: Now? Pouring rain outside.
Garret: We’re like the post office. Neither sleet nor rain…..get your coat.

Devan: I didn’t spend six years in post graduate studies to sit around on my shapely ass.
Macy: I’m suddenly feeling very uncomfortable with this conversation.
Peter: Yeah, me too.

Peter: I’m not afraid to admit, I’m a little intimidated by her (Devan).
Garret: What are you talking about; she’s a kid with a Type A personality. Just what we need, another Jordan.
Peter: Laughs.

Woody: You know Bug, we’ve been solving crimes for a couple years now, and I never ask cause it seems obvious your like of work being what it is and all, but why do they call you “Bug?”
Bug: I like Bugs
Woody: Well, there you go.
Bug: Why they call you Woody?

(Woody takes shirt off to change in office)
Bug: You obviously didn’t go to the sexual harassment seminar.
Woody: Yeah I did. That’s why I’m not asking you if you want to wrestle.

Woody: Any way to determine her age in the autopsy?
Bug: Oh sure, I’ll just cut her open and count her rings.
Woody: You could have simply said no.

(Bug is struggling to set up some video equipment in the morgue)
Woody: Sure you don’t want me to get Nigel to help you out?
Bug: You know what? If you love Nigel so much you should marry him.
Woody: We can actually do that now in Vermont.

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