Episode 4,
Season 3
Title: Is That Plutonium in Your Pocket, Or
are You Just Happy to See Me?
Story by: Tim Kring
and Bob Melisso
Directed by: Michael Gershman
Original Air Date: 19 March 2004
Description:
With no autopsies assigned to her on her first day as a
pathology resident in the Massachusetts State Coroner's
Office, Devan Maguire takes Lily's task of notifying the
wife of a murder victim. She goes to inform the
wife that her husband has been found
shot and with traces of radioactivity on his body. When she arrives at the couple's home, she is taken
captive by armed men and must determine the connection
between the dead man and her kidnapping. Back at the morgue, Macy
receives a visit from FBI Agent Scannell who is more
interested in keeping a dangerous secret about the dead
man and missing plutonium than protecting the city of
Boston.
Guest
Stars:
Jerry O'Connell (Woody Hoyt), Jennifer Finnigan (Dr.
Devan Maguire), David Ramsey (FBI Agent Scannell),
Patrick Fabian (Buddy Holly/ Horned Rimmed Glasses), Lin
Shaye (Leather Lauren), Emy Coligado (Emmy), Cyd
Strittmatter (Mrs. Brown), Michael Canaan (Goon #1),
Chad Einbinder (Hotel Manager), Tripp Pickell (CSU
Tech), Ronn Surels (Gas Mask #2), Paul Witten (Agent #1)
Random Facts:
Jill Hennessy is not in
this episode. Jennifer Finnigan joins the cast in this episode as Devan Maguire.
Goofs:
The scene at the beginning where
Garret finds the dead body he looks like he's just shaved, very little stubble
on his face, yet for the rest of the episode he's got his goatee.
Music:
Home, Sheryl Crow
Quotes:
Garret: It’s supposed to flash
when it detects a radiation presence in case of a
terrorist attack.
Woody: Huh. Cool. Well at least we know it works.
(grin…then it dawns on him…)
Bug: I’m antisocial and secretive by nature.
Woody: Whoa. No no Bug. Do not listen to him. You
can tell me.
Bug: Let’s swear him into secrecy first.
Woody: What is this the third grade?
Woody:
What’s up Doc?
Garret:
(Jumping) Hey, don’t ever do that to me again.
Woody:
Sorry. Thought you were off the caffeine
Woody:
In the mean time, this guy isn’t getting any deader.
Garret:
I’m the chief ME God damn it. I’m not suppose to be
finding bodies in alleys. I’m tellin’ ya, I’m gettin’
to the bottom of this.
Woody:
While I admire your ‘dog with a bone’ attitude Dr. Macy,
I don’t think there’s a bottom to get to.
Woody:
That mean it’s safe for me to take this divo outfit off?
(Woody starts taking outfit off)
Garret:
Sure, why not?
Peter:
Yeah, you probably weren’t planning on having kids
anyway, right? (Woody scrambles to put the outfit back
on)
Devan:
Actually, I was looking to see if I was on the roster
for an autopsy.
Lily:
Funny, you look fairly alive to me.
Devan:
Grief counselor? Wow, sounds….
Lily:
Heavy?
Devan:
Boring.
Peter:
You got to promise me you’re not going to tell anybody.
Bug:
I’m antisocial and secretive by nature.
Bug:
What did this dude look like?
Woody:
Average, wearing a CSU windbreaker. But last time I
checked those guys don’t get Ninja training.
Lily:
It’s about Devan McGuire.
Garret:
Who?
Lily:
The new ME.
Nigel:
There’s a new ME?
Bug:
What new ME?
Lily:
The one that started today.
Nigel:
Do we like the new ME?
Nigel:
Woah, that’s Leather Lauren (looks at the older woman
with the suitcase at the bus stop)
Woody:
What, you were expecting Cameron Diaz?
Woody:
Now we got oozies. Nobody mentioned anything about
oozies!!
Garret:
It’s one thing to use me, but you put people I care
about in harms way. So sure, no hard feelings. But the
next time I see you in my morgue it better be on a slab.
