Episode 1,
Season 3
Title: Devil May Care
Written by:
Andi Bushell and Jim Praytor
Directed by: Allan Arkush
Original Air Date:
7 March 2004
Description:
A high school student obsessed
with forensic science is the number one suspected in what appears to
be the satanic murder of the ex-husband of the object of
his affection. Macy tries to win the bright young
man’s confidence to lure him into revealing his
involvement in the crime. Meanwhile, Jordan is assigned to desk
duty to catch up on paperwork, however she finds herself
drawn into a crime investigation when she overhears a
murder through the ventilation system in the office.
She struggles to convince police that a homicide was
committed under her roof.
Guest
Stars:
Brian Kimmet (Oliver Titleman), Emy Coligado (Emy),
Holly Gagnier-Guillod (Jennifer Robinson), Christopher
Murray (uniformed officer - Officer Maddy), Arija
Bareikis (Det. Annie Capra), Jerry O'Connell (Det.
Woodrow "Woody" Hoyt), Christian J. Meoli (Seth Pale),
Chris Hietikko (John Pappas), Matt Koruba (Goth Kid)
Random Facts:
Woody: "Love her" referring to Buffy
Jerry O'Connell dated Sarah Michelle Gellar, the woman
who played Buffy for 7 seasons.
The first 6 episodes of this season were
filmed with season 2 as part of NBC accommodating Jill
Hennessy's pregnancy.
Goofs:
Music:
Memphis, Egypt, The Mekons
I Think We're Alone Now, Tommy James
Quotes:
Jordan: Great
I’ll bring the beer.
Garret: No you won’t. As of now I’m taking you
off rotation until those three months of autopsy reports
you’ve been sitting on are completed.
Jordan: You can’t do that.
Garret: I can and I just did.
Jordan: Oh come on man you know how I hate paper
work.
Garret: And I at alimony, but I still do it.
Jordan: Sounds of construction push Jordan
Cavanaugh to grab a clump of her hair and rip it out.
Jordan: Ah, come on man. You know I hate
paperwork.
Garret: I hate paying alimony, but I still do it.
Lily: Oh my God, is that a pentagram carved into
his chest?
Garret: Nice touch, huh. Apparently the devil
made him do it.
Lily: Can see how that might cause some panic.
Garret: What do you make of these red spots?
Bug: Most likely insect bites. That’s what
happens when you hang our in the woods too long. No pun
intended.
Jordan: With the vents being worked on we can
hear people on another floor. Some secretary’s just
giving her boss quite a raise, it you know what I’m
sayin’.
Nigel: So Woodrow, we encounter any action
tonight, I’m your wingman.
Woody: Nigel, repeat after me….Coroner (points to
Nigel), Cop (points to himself), Coroner (points to
Nigel), Cop (points to himself). You stick to collecting
evidence, if you can find any.
Jordan: I think somebody in the building was just
shot.
Peter: What? Where?
Jordan: I don’t know
Peter: Wait? You don’t know if someone was shot,
or where?
Oliver: Pretty disturbing, isn’t it?
Garret: What is?
Oliver: Jason (pointing at the skeleton in the
classroom). He is missing his C5 and T1.
Garret: I hadn’t noticed.
Jordan: Hey Peter, check this out. This is the
guy from the elevator, right? (pointing at the computer)
His name is John.
Peter: You hacked into the RMV database? Are you
high?
Jordan: There’s nothing you can do. I have
superpowers and to fight them will only make you weaker.
Jordan: It’s locked. Guess who’s in here?
Peter: Elvis
Jordan: Randall Grier
Peter: Right, of course because Elvis has left
the building.
Garret: Jordan, Nigel. Where are you off too?
Nigel: Oh just for a stroll.
Jordan: Yeah.
Garret: It’s 35 degrees outside.
Garret: I heard about the confusion. If you call
the cops again I’m gonna take away your phone privileges
too. (to Jordan)
Woody: What’s up Doc?
Garret: Hey.
Woody: That wasn’t a hypothetical, I really meant
what is up Doc with the Robinson case, we’ve hit a wall.
Garret: What if I could give you someone
potentially linked to this scene with motive and seven
days at forensic camp under his belt?
Woody & Capra: Forensic camp?
Garret: Who I think might be on that list.
Capra: I’d name my first born after you.
Garret: Oliver Tidleman
Woody: Bingo
Garret (to Capra): It’s Garret with one “t”.
Nigel: Steven Soderbergh watch out.
Jordan: Nig, can you give us a close-up?
Nigel: Is the Pope old?
Woody: You want to know what I think? I think you
killed your teachers husband cause your hot for teacher.
Oliver: Since when is a crush against the law?
Woody: When someone dies.
Garret (to Jordan): Look, we both know that no
matter what I say you’re gonna do what you want. But for
once out of respect for our friendship will you please
just do something I ask?
Jordan: Well, finito. And you didn’t have any
faith.
Garret: Go ahead. Say it.
Jordan: Say what?
Garret: I told you so.
Jordan: Oh come on you know that’s not my style.
Garret: Yeah it is.
Garret: Go ahead and say it.
Jordan: Say what?
Garret: I told you so.
Jordan: Ah come on, you know it’s not my style.
Garret: Yeah it is. Well, good work Jordan. I’m
sorry I didn’t believe you.
Jordan: I’m sorry I’m not a
responsible, subservient employee. I’ve tried it. I’m
just not good at it.
Jordan: We all have our demons.
Garret: Yeah, we do.
Jordan: That’s why God created tequila.
Garret: I wouldn’t want to disappoint the Man
upstairs.
Jordan: Or Woman.
Garret: It’s defiantly a Man.
Jordan: Eh, it could be a Woman.
