Episode 21, Season 2
Title: Pandora's Trunk Part 1

Written by: Gary Glasberg, Damon Lindelof
Directed by: Stephen Williams
Original Air Date: 28 April 2003


Description:

Pushing for a promotion, Detective Woody Hoyt is helped by Garret, Peter, Nigel and Bug in his attempt to solve a triple homicide involving three victims with seemingly no connections to each other. However, when this crack investigative team learn that the victims shared an elegant meal along with a fourth mysterious friend shortly before their final hour, they set out to locate the missing diner. Elsewhere, a mysterious phone call from a private investigator regarding Herman Redding's missing 1966 Ford Fairlane sends Jordan delving back into her mother's murder - leading to another chance meeting with her brother. 

FORENSICS

Guest Stars:

Bradley Stryker (Jack), Christian Middelthon (Lou), Michael T. Weiss (James Horton), Dendrie Taylor (Mrs. Oliver), Joel Higgins (), Robyn Lively (Amy), Joel Brooks (), Rocco Sisto (), John Berczeller (), Robyn Lively (Connie Asher), Bernard White (Martin Vezned / Mr. Jones), Joel Higgins (Jim Oliver), John Berczeller - Terence Howe (Terence), Bradley Stryker (Jack),  Dendrie Taylor (Mrs. Barbara Oliver), Christine Toy Johnson (Mrs. Cindy Zhou), Shailene Woodley (Young Jordan)

Random Facts:

Goofs:

Music:

Season of the Witch, Richard Thompson
Wind Cries Mary, Cassandra Wilson


Quotes:

Jordan: Please. Think of all the years we’ve known each other. All the trust we’ve built up.
Garret: (gives her a look) You’re joking right?
Jordan: Okay. Okay. So that argument’s a little flawed. So do it for me.

Jordan: Fancy meeting you here. Did you get us a room yet?
Woody: Why would I get us a room?
Jordan: It was a joke Woodrow, because this is a hotel!
Woody: Haha, sorry I didn’t get it. You should probably put it in your stand up act!

Jordan: …Pretty big case though uh?
Woody: (sarcastic) Yeah, very big, exciting, triple homicide!

Woody: Let’s just say big brother is watching!
Jordan: You mean the concierge?

Bug: So you found the bodies?
Pool Guy: Yeah, man this is totally going to screw up the pH.

Woody: You know what this is? This is the Kewaunee curse!
Jordan: The what?
Woody: Where I’m from, if you leave on bad terms, things like this happen!
Jordan: Woody…
Woody: I should’ve never yelled at my aunt Margie, forget about what I did to my cousin Nick…
Garret: Sorry to interrupt your break down detective…

Macy: Well... three dead people, three different guns, three fatal bullet wounds. A shoots B, B shoots C, C shoots A.
Jordan: Commutative Property of Murder.

Woody: I’m screwed!

Garret: Well, this is cozy.
Bug: Standing room only unless you have a reservation.
Nigel: Suicide party of three!

Nigel: Yet, they each killed each other in a macabre Mexican stand off that would make Quentin Tarantino proud!

Jordan: I think I’m coming down with something.
Lily: You’re sick?!
Jordan: Yeah, I’m sick.
Lily: Wow, I mean, I didn’t think that you could get sick.

Peter: People do good deeds when they are going to kill themselves. The give their worldly possessions away.
Woody: That’s what it says in the hand book… But then again, everybody’s read it!

Garret: She went home sick, what’s the big deal?
Lily: She’s not sick!
Garret: Why do you say that?
Lily: She’s not sick Garret!
Garret: Ok, I’m sold!
Lily: Did anything distressing happen at the crime scene this morning?
Garret: You mean other than seeing three dead people with their guts leaking out of their abdomens?
Lily: Well, you don’t have to get graphic!
Garret: Why do you think she’s distressed?
Lily: Women’s intuition.
Garret: No wonder I missed it.
Lily: Yeah. No wonder.

Nigel: …Peter, how come you know so much about the world’s delicacies?
Bug: Because he’d loaded, that’s how.
Peter: Yeah, I tried to have the silver spoon surgically removed.
Nigel: So, why dine like kings if you’re going to have desert with Smith and Weston?

Jordan: You’re good at this huh?!
Lily: Not really, to be totally honest… I’m petrified that I’m going to blow it and mess you up more than you already are!
Jordan: Not even possible!

Lily: So go open the trunk.
Jordan: No
Lily: Why not?
Jordan: It’ll make me crazy.
Lily: But you’re already crazy.

Garret: Come on gentlemen, think it through, we’ve got an old lady, a jock and a Chinese guy shot to death in a pool.
Nigel: Add a rabbi and you got a bad joke!

Lily: My brother and I used to watch these old scary movies that was his favorite. He loved the part when the wolfman ran around to all of his friends and begged them to chain him up and lock him in a closet because the full moon was coming and he was afraid he was going to eat them.
Jordan: Ah, I get it, yeah, I’m the wolfman.
Lily: Are you?
Jordan: I’m not afraid of hurting my friends.
Lily: You’re afraid of hurting yourself.

Manager: If Ben Franklin meets my palm more than once I’d give somebody dressed like you a table!
Bug: What’s wrong? You don’t like leather?
Manager: On my booths, not my customers.

Garret: Let me guess, your alarm clock’s broken?
Lily: Yes, I’m late. The one time in the history of my professional career, and thank god you were here to remind me.
Garret: Is everything ok?
Lily: I had a long night.
Garret: ah…
Lily: Not that kind of long night. I was working… I mean, I wasn’t really working I was counseling…
Garret: You were with Jordan?
Lily: Yep.
Garret: Women’s intuition.
Lily: Very good!
Garret: She alright?
Lily: Not sure. I think I may be in over my head.
Garret: It’s the only place you can be when dealing with her.

Lily: Every trauma has its origin. I think the only was to help her is to go to the source, to treat it where it began. I can’t do that, but maybe you can.
Garret: You want me to bring her mother back to life and prevent her from being murdered?

Connie: Wow, just like Mr. Potato head!

Woody: …place of employment is a connivance store in Dorchester.
Nigel: uh, how convenient!

Max: Ah, you come in here every Friday after work, knock back a single malt, neat. Last 3 weeks, no you, no single malt. What’s her name?
Garret: Some times I forget you were a cop!

Nigel: Gentlemen the dead have arisen!
Woody: Little did they know where they’d be in a month!

Nigel: Eyes open, 7:17, here’s Johnny!!!

Jordan: What can I say? I’m the wolfman!

Peter: For a guy who passed away 6 years ago, you just look so good!...

Woody: Those cuffs on too tight, Mr. Vezned?
Mr. Vezned: A little, yes.
Woody: Ah, it’s too bad the steel’s going to clash with your necklace!

Nigel: I’ve never seen $5 million.
Peter: (empty box is opened) It’s smaller than I expected.

Bank Manager: According to our records Dr. Macy, Bernadette Jones signed into her safety deposit box just 24 hours ago.
Garret: I’m telling you that’s impossible.
Bank Manager: Why?
Woody: She’s dead!
Bank Manager: That does present a problem, doesn’t it?

Nigel: 10:1 she and Mr. Chlorine are on a plane bound for Fiji as we speak!
Woody: Nah, don’t bet on it!
Garret: What makes you so sure?
Woody: Let’s just say she is that smart! She kills three people, steals a bitchin’ necklace, and shows up to work the next day. That is genius; I gotta go pick this girl up!

Woody: It’s alright I have a feeling this ice is going to clash with the orange jumpsuits you guys are about to be wearing!

Garret: You think she’s going to be ok?
Lily: May be not ok, but better, definitely better.
Garret: Yeah, she almost had me believing that the last time.

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