Episode 15,
Season 2
Title: John Doe
Written by: David Amann
Directed by: Tim Hunter
Original Air Date:
24 February 2003
Description:
The investigation into the brutal death of an
unidentified vagrant labeled "John Doe" hits home for
Bug. He sets out on an unorthodox, Jordan-esque mission
to uncover the man's identity and find his murderer. Bug uses his forensic skills to track
the "John Doe's" final steps and uncovers more than he
bargained for. Meanwhile, Garret investigates the
shooting death of a Boston detective, which the DA wants
to label a suicide. The officer was supposed to testify against his fellow officers.
FORENSICS
Guest
Stars:
David Figlioli (Wayne Bifford), Darren Pettie (), Tyler
Christopher (Officer Fisher), Roxana Zal (), Carlos
Alvarado (Man), Matthew Jones (S.W.A.T. Officer), Maria
Maorenio (Rosa)

Random Facts:
Goofs:
Music:
Forgiveness, Patty Griffin
Home, Sheryl Crow
I Grieve, Peter Gabriel
Love Hurts, Emmylou Harris/Gram Parsons

Quotes:
Bug: I’m telling you I don’t be long here.
Jordan: Bug I say this from a place of love. Stop
whining.
Detective: You think this is a joke? You cracked
open the head of one…Wayne Biford. You put him in the
hospital. He has a fracture scull.
Bug: I thought I hit him harder than that.
Jordan: God that guy is a jerk (talking about
Detective Warbach)
Bug: Ah, he is who he is, save your breath.
That’s what I do.
Garret (to Detective on scene): This is tough
stuff; I won’t think less of you if you need to toss
your cookies.
Jordan: Sorry I’m late. I got called in to
backing up Macy in that cop shooting.
Bug: Sure, it’s a priority case.
Jordan: I don’t play favorites Bug…you know that.
Bug: Well, prior to being dumped on the vacant
lot, his body was transported in a boot.
Jordan: Who’s boot, the Jolly Green Giants?
Bug: Boot…as in boot of a car.
Nigel: I’ll have you know, I put aside a bullet
analysis for Dr. Macy in order to study your
unidentified dark substance.
Bug: Well, perhaps we should kneel down and kiss
your bottom.
Jordan: I’m seeing a whole new side to you Bug,
and I gotta tell you I’m not likin’ it.
Lily: Jordan just called, sounds like they’re
arresting a guy for John Doe’s murder.
Nigel: Yeah, due it no small part to my efforts
thank you very much.
(Nigel trying to open up to Bug)
Nigel: If you ever just feel like talking, I’m
there for you.
Bug: Why you talking like this, what’s wrong with
you?
Nigel: Nothings wrong with me.
Bug: I’m there for you?
Nigel: Yeah.
Bug: I mean, what Englishman in the history of
the world has ever said those words?
Bug: You’re a true friend Lily. It’s always meant
a lot to me.
Nigel (to Garret): You might not know this about
me, but I’m quite the expert in weaving and textiles.
Garret: You don’t say.
Jordan:…the stomach contents finally turned up.
Garret: Where?
Jordan: In the fridge, next to Bugs lunch.
Nigel: …trouble is Bug doesn’t seem to have his
collection arranged by order.
Jordan: That’s making the bold leap he has it
arranged at all.
Nigel: Hey, I bet right now you’re asking
yourself how we found you, right?
Bug: Well, I could see you’d be disappointed if I
said no.
Garret: How’s Bug doing?
Jordan: Better. I tell you Garret, gives me the
brand new perspective on what I put you through.
Garret: Does that mean next time you’ll think
twice?
Jordan: Oh really now, what are the chances?