Episode 7,
Season 2
Title: Scared Straight
Written by: Elizabeth Sarnoff
Directed by: Arvin
Brown
Original Air Date:
18 November 2002
Description:
Jordan and Detective Hoyt investigate the stabbing death
of the lover of a controversial lesbian radio talk-show
host. Meanwhile, Garret and Lily square off over the
sudden death of a terminally ill cancer patient who
might have been murdered by her longtime husband while
Elaine sits down for a heart-to-heart talk with morgue
shrink Dr. Stiles.
FORENSICS
Guest
Stars:
Nina Landey
(Laura Heckman), Mariel Hemingway (Lisa Fromer), George
Coe (Warren Lauer), Scott Atkinson (), Bobby Hosea
(David Blake), Lisa Ann Grant (Stephanie Goodman), Hadly
Eure (Reporter), Christine Estabrook (Anne Lauer)

Random Facts:
Goofs:
Music:
Burning Memories, Pam
Tillis
Late for Your Life, Mary Chapin Carpenter
Look of Love, Dusty Springfield

Quotes:
Jordan: (talking
about Tyler) Well I guess he finally found the right
girl.
Garret: Don’t tell me you’re upset about this.
You couldn’t wait to lose that guy.
Jordan: You kidding. I love spending my nights
alone in a morgue.
Woody: Jordan I don’t care if that girl slept
with guys, girls or kangaroos. The second someone
scribbled that stuff on the wall it became a hate crime.
Woody: I’ve seen the affects of your rapport
Jordan. Observation room is my best offer.
Jordan: Sold.
Jordan: Out of curiosity. Why would you assume.
Dr. Lisa: I don’t know. You seemed like an
outsider. That made me think we had something in common.
Jordan: One minute into our first conversation
she made me realize I’d never truly fallen in love.
Garret: Um. Now there’s an astute observation.
Jordan: Well I’m not exactly like you in that
department.
Garret: What is that suppose to mean?
Jordan: You know…there was Maggie, then Lily…then
Maggie again.
Nigel: You know I must be honest. I have wondered
about you.
Jordan: Oh! Look who’s talking.
Nigel: Yeah touché dear. Touché.
Woody: This is great. This is some good
information. When were you planning on telling me this?
Jordan: Well I’m telling you now.
Nigel: It’s called bisexual Love.
Bug: Don’t say ‘bisexual Love’ to me.
Max: I’m just saying I don’t know what’s going
on. And I don’t think I want to know.
Jordan: Don’t tell me that you think I’m gay too.
Max: Like I said it’s none of my business.
Woody: Well maybe I was just a little jealous.
Jordan: Woody you can do so much better than me.
Woody: Yeah I know.
Jordan: You do? With who?
Woody: Look who’s jealous now.
Elaine: Sr. Stiles. I thought…
Dr. Stiles: That you’d seen the last of me?
Wishful thinking I’m afraid.