Episode 1, Season 2
Title: There's No Place Like Home

Written by: Tim Kring
Directed by: Allan Arkush
Original Air Date: 23 September 2002


Description:

3000 miles from Boston, Jordan continues her search—with her unwilling companion, Det. Woody Hoyt—for the man who might know the truth about her mother's murder and put the young medical examiner's childhood demons to rest. In the wake of his notorious corner's disappearance, Garret must stop a brutal serial killer preying on the streetwalkers of Boston, while sizing the auspicious new addition to his department, Dr. Elaine Duchamps, and avoiding the political fury surrounding the case while protecting his friend, District Attorney Jack Olson. Max struggles with his own legal issues, as he faces criminal charges due to his involvement in the recently unearthed Redding case.  

FORENSICS

Guest Stars:

Jack Laufer (Herman Redding), William Russ (Jack Olson), Robert Duncan McNeill (Matt), Fred Koehler (George Grebs), Christopher Boyer (Martin Griffith), Amy Aquino (Det Lois Caver)

Random Facts:

Mahershalalhashbaz Ali has left the show.  Lorraine Toussaint who plays Elaine joins the cast

When Max answers the phone he says 'Porgue Mahone' (Póg mo thóin in Gaelic).  When translated is means: Kiss my arse.

Goofs:

Music:

Flor de Huevo, Los Lobos
Hey Man, Nice Shot, Filter
Mood indigo, Rosemary Clooney
Baby It's You, The Shirelles


Quotes:

Cop 1: Well, I guess you have a few friends after all.

Detective: We made a few phone calls. You don’t have too many friends back there.
Jordan: I have a people skills problem.

Jordan: Woody, you know I can't go back with you.
Woody: Yeah, you can.
Jordan: You're never going to find him.
Woody: Yeah, and look at where it got you.
Jordan: He's here in L.A.
Woody: So, are 10 million other people. It's over Jordan, let it go. (pause) Oh, so you know where to find him? Ah. You got a phone number? Do you have a lead?
Jordan: None of the above.
Woody: Your father, Jordan.
Jordan: What about him?
Woody: He's being investigated for framing Redding. Internal Affairs, the D.A.'s office, they're all gunning for him. They're talking felony charges because of you. When was the last time you spoke to him? You don't have to be a lunatic your whole life. Why don't you just come home? He needs you. Actually, the truth is--I need you. I've got two tickets back to Boston. The plane leaves at 10 tonight.
Jordan: (takes ticket without comment)

Jordan: Make sure all my stuff is here.
Woody: (takes Jordan's gun) Sorry, can't let you keep this.
Jordan: That's my gun.
Woody: Yeah. You can have it when we get back to Boston. Consider yourself in protective custody until then. Bullets.
Jordan: Does the prisoner at least get to make a phone call?
Woody: Yes, one phone call, and I suggest you call your father.

Nigel: Is Woody there with you?

Woody: I have handcuffs Jordan. I have a gun too. Don’t make me use them.

Woody: Alright stay here. I’ll handle this.
Jordan: What?!
Woody: You think this guys going to want to talk to you after you chased him down and stuck a gun in his face?
Jordan: Good point.

Woody: We are breaking so many laws right now.
Jordan: Then what’s a few more.

Woody: Jordan the man is a killer. You’re not even armed.
Jordan: Jeez I wonder why?

Jordan: So, that address that you were asking about?
Woody: Jordan, you looked me in the eye back there, and you promised me that we'd be on that plane tonight.
Jordan: Yes, and I have every intention of keeping that promise. But, I just got a lead Woody.
Woody: I have handcuffs, Jordan. I have a gun too! Don't make me use them!
Jordan: All right. Uh...Look, you know we have nine hours until that flight leaves. How about we go check the address out. If no one's there, we'll go straight to the airport.

Woody: Do you know how many laws we're breaking? I'm a cop 3,000 miles from home.

Jordan: I always did prefer the low-tech approach.

Woody: The only place we're going is the airport.
Jordan: Woody, you said you'd help me.
Woody: What? No, I never said that.
Jordan: Yes, you did. The night that I left Boston, you said that you'd come with me, and that you'd help me find him.
Woody: That's not fair, Jordan.
Jordan: Look, I've waited 22 years to find out who killed my mother. I've got an address, 785 Gower. I'm going there. And if you're a man of your word, you'll come with me. If not, I'll see you later.
Woody: It's 783.

Jordan: Thought I'd buy you lunch.
Woody: Lunch...Just like that?
Jordan: Yeah, you still eat, right?
Woody: I shot and killed a man 3,000 miles out of my jurisdiction, Jordan! Nine hours--Nine hours of intense interrogation, starting with the impossible question of what the hell was I doing out there in the first place. Yeah, it's bad.
Jordan: I'm sorry, Woody.
Woody: You should be. (pause) You know a Dr. DuChamps down at the morgue?
Jordan: Yeah, she's new. Why?
Woody: I caught the Purgatory case. She asked for me specifically. You want to tell
me why?
Jordan: I don't know. But I would watch my back.
Woody: He could have killed you, Jordan.
Jordan: Look, I said I was sorry.
Woody: Sorry, isn't going to cut it, okay. He could have killed you.
Jordan: I was really messed up then. But it's all behind me now. It's over...really. It's over.
Woody: You obviously can't help yourself, you know. You're like an alcoholic, but I'm not going to be the guy that buys you a drink and pretends that the last six weeks of your life never happened! I'm not that guy.

Garret: If I give you your job back, don't you ever run away again.
Jordan: I will try not to.

Jordan: I’ve got problems Garret.
Garret: There’s an understatement!

Woody: Alright stay here. I’ll handle this.
Jordan: What?
Woody: You think this guys going to want to talk to you after you chased him down and stuck a gun in his face?
Jordan: Good point.

Bug: I don’t trust her.
Garret: Why’s that?
Bug: She insists on calling me Mahesh. Only my parents call me Mahesh. It’s creepy.

Jordan: Look I said I was sorry.
Woody: Sorry isn’t going to cut it. He could have killed you.

Jordan: You need me to remind you that anything is possible. You need a constant thorn in your ass. And like it or not I’m that thorn.

Bug: Often used in museums to clean bones to a highly polished finished.
Woody: Well that’s all fine and disgusting, but how does it help us?
 

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