Episode 18, Season
1
Title: With Honor
Written by: Gary Glasberg
Directed by:
Donna Deitch
Original Air Date: 18 March 2002
Description:
When a young corporal abandons her post in Afghanistan
and ends up dead in a Boston alley, Jordan reluctantly
teams up with Marine Detective George Davis, to
investigate the death of this alleged coward. Meanwhile,
Garret finds himself in the middle of a pimp power
struggle, while he examines the body of the late Phat
Bastard, and Bug attempts to mend Lily's broken heart.
Guest
Stars:
Carlos Gomez (George Davis), Amy Aquino (Lois Carver),
Darlene Heieiro (), Rachael Crawford (), Daniel Kountz
(), Hilary Shepard Turner (Trudi), Cheryl Carter (Cassandrea
Murphy esq), Meredith Zealy (Vicki Weber), David Andrews
(Bayless), Kim Miyori (Mrs. Nagawa), Judson Mills
(Scott), Max Perlich (Chill)
Random Facts:
Goofs:
Music:
Believe Me Baby I Lied,
Trisha Yearwood
The Cold Hard Truth, George Jones
The Poor Side of Town, Nick Lowe
Stardust, Duke Ellington
Not Pretty Enough, Kasey Chambers
Quotes:
Jordan: Why are
we doing this again?
Lily:
Ah,
to clear our heads.
Jordan: Coffee,
coffee, coffee!
Lily:
Ok,
it’s Garret.
Jordan: What’s
going on between you two?
Lily:
I
wouldn’t know he’s spending too much time with his ex.
Jordan: Don’t
sweat it, they’re friends.
Lily:
Friends who sleep together!
Jordan: …Do
what I do, just storm in there and tell him what’s
bothering you!
Jordan: …so,
you’re internal affairs. Do you enjoy busting your
co-workers?
Jordan: Do I
sense some hostility there Captain?
Diaz:
It’s
hard to feel sorry for a coward.
Lily:
I
need you to think before you answer. Are you sleeping
with her or not? Because if you are, I need to know what
we’re doing and how you plan on handling our work
situation, which by the way has become nothing but
awkward and complicated!
Garret:
I’m
probably making the biggest mistake of my life!
Lily:
Well,
there’s no argument there.
Garret:
Listen, I never meant to hurt you. But I need some time,
I’ve gotta follow through…
Lily:
Oh,
please!...Shut up!
Nigel:
Dr.
Macy, how do you feel about the seedy underworld of
pimps and hoes?
Nigel:
Sweet
Nancy, do you know who that is?
Garret:
A 300
pound man in a fur!
Nigel:
Phat
Bastard!
Garret:
How
‘bout a little respect for the dead…
Garret:
(to
Nigel) Since when were you such a scholar on the manly
art of pimpsmanship?
Bug:
What
a waste, huh?
Lily:
Um,
yeah, he was so young.
Bug:
I’m
talking about the suit, three G’s easy…
Bug:
…Who
ordered the autopsy?
Lily:
Hotel
attorneys.
Bug:
Ah,
of course, offing a guest is bad for business, so surely
something else must caused it, and then they won’t have
to write a seven figure check to the decadence families.
Chill:
Well,
seeing him like that…my head started spinning, next
thing I know I’m capping his ass…
Diaz:
I
thought you were gonna call me before you started.
Jordan: I
thought you IA guys knew everything, oh and by the way
nice morgue-side manner with the husband.
Diaz:
Its
called questioning.
Jordan: It’s
called coercion!
Jordan:
Garrets! Are you crazy?
Garret: Jordan I’ve got a dead pimp on my hands
and eleven bodies to sign out. Not now.
Jordan: You couldn’t stop. You had to keep seeing
Maggie.
Garret: I’m not doing this. I’m not doing this.
This is none of your business.
Diaz:
You
know we can’t actually walk in there without a warrant.
Jordan: Come on
Diaz, where’s your sense of adventure, being all you can
be?
Diaz:
This
is a military investigation, we have to follow
procedures.
Jordan: Fine,
proceed back to the car… I’ll be right out…(opens
unlocked door) oh, that was nice of him.
Diaz:
Jordan!
Jordan: He left
it unlocked!
Diaz:
See,
this is why we need a warrant!
Jordan: Did you
sprain your ankle?
Diaz:
Is
that a joke?
Jordan: Not
unless you want it to be.
Jordan: Name’s
Cavanaugh.
Pt.
Neal:
Yeah,
you my new therapist?
Jordan: Nope,
you better hope not…
Garret:
…The
little guy in the green threads, what was his name?
Carver:
Chill.
Garret:
Perverted little leprechaun, rubbed me the wrong way.
Nigel:
I’m
not condoning their field of expertise, but Phat Bastard
was an exceptional businessman. Perception and a shrewd
financial sense separate the boys from the men…or pimps
as the case may be.
Nigel:
Doctor, what would you say, if I told you Phat never had
a heart attack?
Garret:
I’d
say you peaked my interest.
Nigel:
I
took the liberty of drawing blood from the bastard’s
heat.
Carver:
I
didn’t know he had one.
Jordan: If he
was the only person I could talk to I’d probably desert
as well!
Jordan: People
run away for all kinds of reasons Captain.
Diaz:
Sounds like you’re talking from experience.
Bug:
(After Lily picks a locked brief case) Harry Houdini eat
your heart out.
Bug:
…Would you like to get a drink?
Lily:
Can I
get more than one?
Nigel:
…Phat
Bastard was certainly a big man…in so many ways
Garret:
Spread ’m Nigel!
Nigel:
I’d
rather not.
Garret:
Is
that bruising there where the sun don’t shine?
Nigel:
uhuh!
Garret:
I
don’t know how I missed it. That’s from the barrel of a
45. Talk about hiding the evidence.
Nigel:
ouch!
Jordan: A
decorated marine becomes so obsessed with his mistress
that he murders her, then kills himself out of shame?
Diaz:
I
guess that’s it.
Jordan: Is it
though?...
Chill:
Hey,
yo Doc, come on in!
Garret:
Let
me guess, the lease was available?
Nigel:
Dear
friend, is there hanky panky going on in the work place
I’m not aware of?
Bug:
No,
and if you say anything to Lily…
Nigel:
Ooh,
sensitive are we! Fresh from the Macy rebound and Bug
moves in for the kill! You devil!
Bug:
We’re
just friends!
Nigel:
But I
detect a desire for so much more…our little morgue’s
turned into quite the hot bed of frustrated romance
inept!
Jordan: …Would
you ever do it? Just walk away from everything, start
fresh?
Diaz:
No
ma’am, taking off isn’t my style. How ‘bout yourself?
Jordan: Oh, I’m
famous for it, jobs, friends, the occasional man. It’s
probably why I was interested in this case.
Diaz:
And
all this time I thought it was cause of me.
Jordan: You
know I spoke to Garret.
Lily:
Word
is they heard you downstairs.
Lily:
Besides, I met a guy.
Jordan:
Already!?
Lily:
I
went back to that Italian bakery this morning, the hunk
at the register…
Jordan: Get
out!
Lily:
His
name’s Roberto, and he is from Tuscany (high fives
Jordan)
Jordan: Truce?
Garret:
It’s
against my better judgment!
Jordan: Don’t
worry it takes time for the venom to recharge!
Garret:
…When
did everything get so complicated?
Jordan: Gosh, I
don’t know, maybe when you started seeing two women?
Jordan: You are
a good guy Garret, you’re stubborn, but you’re a good
guy.
Garret:
Look
whose talking.
