Episode 14, Season
1
Title: Four Fathers
Written by: Diane Ademu-John
Directed by:
Rachel Talalay
Original Air Date: 28 January 2002
Description:
When a former student takes a flying leap out of a
college dorm window in an apparent drug binge gone bad,
Jordan discovers the boy's attempt at flight came from
the room of Kieran Conroy - son of local mob boss
Blackie Conroy, directing her suspicions towards murder.
Meanwhile, Max, finds himself, on the eve of his bar
opening, squaring off against a familiar extortionist
and childhood friend, and Trey, Bug, Nigel, Lily and
Garret wage a war of their own against the budget and
the possibility that one of them may be looking for a
new job
Guest
Stars:
Paul Winfield (Dr.Phillip Sanders), Ken Kercheval
(Claude Manning), Rodney Scott (Kieran Conroy), Alan
Feinstein (Blackie Conroy), Steven Culp (Rick Frazier),
Robert Curtis Brown (Phil Granger), Kimberly McCullough
(Isabelle), Greg Collins (Construction Worker), Henry
Magurie (Young Guard), Vickie Rabjohn (Vicki), Tom
McCleister (Charlie)

Random Facts:
Max opens a bar which he names:
Pogue Mahone. In Irish the work Pogue Mahone means 'kiss my arse'.
Goofs:
Music:
Watching the Game at
Joe's, Master Source

Quotes:
Detective: Looks like he got high and
thought he could fly.
Detective: I’m reluctant to share. I
have this vague recollection of you being a trouble
maker.
Jordan: Share. Or I get real slow, real
fast.
Detective: Hey look I can’t afford to
have you making this personal.
Jordan: One thing you might want to
remember…with me. It’s always personal.
Lily: I want to work here because I’m
good at my job. Not because you like my…baked goods.
Jordan: Yeah, easier said that done. How
do you get to a guy who can’t even be gotten to?
Garret: It appears your peace loving
weevils have devoured each other.
Bug: Someone put a female in the tank.
They’re man eaters. I’ve been sabotaged.
Detective: Well how sure are you?
Jordan: That she did it—very. That I can
prove it—that’s a little more difficult.
Detective Frasier: Oh it’s comin’ back to me. Jordan
Cavanaugh, of the fighting Cavanaugh’s.
Jordan: Yeah well, I keep tryin’ to get out of
the ring but they keep pulling me back in.
(Max using a sledge hammer to knock down a wall in
the bar)
Jordan: Yo macho man.
Jordan: But you open in three days. What are ya
gonna do?
Max: What’s this you? You’re helpin’ out.
Jordan: Oh great, bar wenching in the only
liquorless Irish pub on the planet. Hey maybe we could
hold AA meetings here.
Jordan: So, I hear someone’s going to get fired.
Nigel: Cavalier, party of one.
Jordan: Oh come on, it’s not going to be any of
us. (Grabs Taro card) Is this guy hanging?)
Bug (gesturing that the card is bad luck): oooh
Jordan: Ok fine, it’s not going to be any of you
guys. But don’t worry about me. I mean, I keep a bag
packed for just such occasions.
Nigel (talking about Jordan): I’m going to miss
her.
Jordan: I’m not even done with trace yet, what’s
the rush. You got something?
Detective Frasier: Yeah, but I’m reluctant to
share. I have this vague recollection of you being a big
trouble maker.
Jordan: Share, or I get real slow real fast.
Detective Frasier: Hey look, I can’t afford to
have you makin’ this thing personal.
Jordan: One thing you might want to remember…uh,
with me it’s always personal.
Bug: I thought we agreed that I’d be the last one
to leave tonight…I need the brownie points.
Detective Frasier: What the hell is this?
Jordan: Laser range finder
Detective Frasier: Sort of remembered you as a
low tech gal
Jordan: That was before I got new toys.
Jordan: Whoa, three cases a beer. You know the
first couple a nights might be a little slow.
Jordan:…so leave my Dad alone or I bury the truth
so deep it’ll never see the light of day.
Blackie: You would never lie. Especially in
court, I know you better than that.
Jordan: When someone messes with my Dad suddenly
my ethics go right out the window.
Blackie: You’re bluffing.
Jordan: Try me.
Garret: If my leaving can save all your jobs then
I’ve done my job.
Jordan: Never gonna happen. Besides, they’re
probably going to fire me since I’m the only one who
didn’t even show up for the evaluation, so hey problem
solved.
Lily (shouting): Oh, just come off of it Jordan.
We all know that this place and this job mean as much to
you as they do to us so stop acting like you don’t care.
(The room is quiet with everyone looking at each
other)
Lily: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to snap at you, I
just….
Jordan: No, you’re right. Like it or not we’re a
family. So, now we got to figure out how to keep this
family together.
Garret: Nigel you agreed to give up…
Nigel: Please, don’t say it out loud. Makes my
stomach churn to think of it., but yeah.
Bug: And we can get the larva incubator next
year. I’ve discovered that Trey’s old gym socks are a
perfect substitute.
Trey: A endless supply for which I’m ready to
donate to the cause.
Jordan: And who needs vacation days, you know,
when every here is like a day at the beach.
Nigel (to Max): Trust me I think I can help you
out on that. I know plenty of heavy drinkers.
Bug: Oh, there’s a shock.
Bug: Can you really afford to lose another brain
cell?
Nigel: Don’t you worry my friend. Not only is my
intelligence not imperialized by alcohol, but I actually
get smarter with every sip.
(Bug rolls his eyes)
Nigel: It’s true, it’s true. By the time I’m piss
drunk my IQ reaches genius level.
Jordan: I would like to purpose a toast. Ok,
number one to my Dad.
Max: Thank you
Jordan: Ok, to all of us, thank you for coming.
And also number one, to family.
(Everyone raises classes and cheers)