Episode 6,
Virtual Season 7
Title: Strange Bedfellows
Written by:
mecedeme
Artwork: Emma and Nynaeve
Original Virtual Air Date: November 4, 2007
Description:
It’s election time, Renée Walcott has run into some
trouble and Kate seems to be the only one who can help.
The reappearance of Ivers has Woody and Jordan at
loggerheads as some undercover work is planned for
Jordan.

Random Facts:
Music:

Quotes:
Jordan:
Well, if it’s so hard to talk to me maybe we just need
to stop talking!
Woody:
Fine with me!
Jordan:
Fine!
Renée:
God, no! Anyone but Nigel!
Garret:
He is the best, like it or not.
Renée:
He hates me, like it or not
Renée:
Relationship, Garret. It was a relationship.
Garret:
Yeah, whatever you call it.
Renée:
This place grows on you; like a disease.
Woody:
Well, Jordan’s definitely hotter than any of these
girls.
Jordan:
Nice try.
Woody:
I’m warning you, anything hinky on this sting, and I
shoot. To kill.
Jordan:
An overweight, middle aged doctor? What could he…
Woody:
Not him. (beat) Ivers.
Seely:
Look, Doc, please don’t screw this up; both of our butts
are on the line.
Renée:
A familiar location for your butt, Detective.
Nigel:
Well, at least you’re not freezing and starving on the
side of a mountain with nobody getting the work done.
Kate:
Thanks. Nothing like a near-death experience to give you
perspective.
Kate:
You have no idea what I’m thinking right now, do you?
Nigel:
No, no idea.
Kate:
Good.
Nigel:
and then she left, and wouldn’t tell me what she was
thinking.
Bug:
Why would you want to know Kate Switzer’s thoughts? It
probably had something to do with a kidney recipe...
Woody:
Well, Ivers has a glass jaw.
Jordan:
Hey, what else was I supposed to do?
Woody:
You do have a certain … gift for catching bad guys, even
if it drives me crazy. Sometimes I wish it was me you
were hunting down…
Jordan: That can be arranged…
Woody:
When we move in, get her away from him – fast.
Uniform One:
Dr. Cavanaugh isn’t in danger, is she?
Woody:
Not Jordan; McDonald’s in danger. She’s definitely going
to try to kill him
Nigel:
Ms. Walcott. How pleasant to see you.
Renée:
Not buying it, Townsend.
Seely:
Hey, on CSI the other night some guy faked a print with
oil and cow blood!
Bug:
Oh, please. TV shows aren’t real. You know that!
Jordan:
I have a feeling we’re probably going to have a few
more… heated discussions…
Woody:
Fights, Jordan. We’re going to fight
Woody:
Hey, we practiced the fight part, ya wanna practice the
make up part?
Kate:
And don’t call me Luv. People will get the wrong
idea.
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