Episode 2,
Virtual Season 7
Title: 1000 Miles Off Course
Written by:
Nynaeve1723
Artwork:
Emma
Original Virtual Air Date: October 7, 2007
Description:
The killing of a man in an alley raises questions of
survival, fate and chance. Claims of a tainted baby
formula gives a killer the chance to get away with the
prefect crime – almost – and creates fears for the
safety of Madeline.

Random Facts:
This episode includes a number of tributes to “Lost”:
Damon Lindelof, the use of “Oceanic Airlines” as a
fictional airline.
The female murder accomplice is named after Abby
Brammel’s character on “The Unit”. Abby Brammel played
the sister of the man Lily talked out of blowing up
everyone in “Judgment Day”.
Deborah Stillman’s song, “In the Middle of it All”,
played at the end of “The Dead Zone” Season 6 episode,
“Re-entry”, a fact that she was not aware of herself
until informed by friends that they had heard it.
The character of "Tiffy"
was named after Abby Brammel's character on "The Unit".
Abby Brammel guest starred on CJ in Season 5's
"Enlightenment."
Music:
As Good as I Once Was, by
Toby Keith
In the Middle of it All, by
Debra
Stillman

Quotes:
Woody:
And all this time I thought Jordan Cavanaugh wasn’t the
flowers-and-chocolate kind of girl.
Woody:
I’ll find out what else the bartender knows. It looks
pretty open and shut.
Jordan:
That would be a change.
Garret:
Jordan’s a good M.E., Kate.
Kate:
I know that. She just doesn’t….
Garret:
Follow the rulebook?
Kate:
Does she even know it exists?
Bug:
Maddie likes the colors and sounds.
Kate:
Of the morning news?
Lily:
She cries when the kids’ shows are on.
Kate:
Yeah, well, I– I– um– babies don’t like me.
Nigel:
Is it mutual?
Kate:
Entirely.
Bug:
Lily! This is not your fault. Not at all. It’s– it’s
bad luck.
Lily:
Bad luck? Bad luck? Getting a splinter is bad luck.
Giving your baby tainted food is – is….
Tiffy:
I never even got close to the guy, not in that alley.
And you can’t prove anything else.
Woody:
(glances up at the two-way and grins) You’d be
surprised what we can prove around here.
Jordan:
(to the glass and herself) Oh, this one’s gonna
be fun.
Woody:
Well, Ricky, all I can say is you’re about to learn a
whole new meaning to ‘community service.’
Garret:
Hell of a first day back. I think I might take tomorrow
off.
Priest:
I think it is tragic when people let those they love
slip from them. Do you agree?
Jordan:
I don’t want to make that mistake. What happened to
us…up there. I want it to – to mean something.
Jordan:
No! As in someone makes reservations at a – a decent
restaurant and picks the other someone up.
Woody:
(dimples showing, moving closer to her) And maybe
that first someone brings the second someone flowers?
Jordan:
Maybe. And chocolates.
Woody:
And the first someone does little things like opening
doors for the second someone, paying for the meal…
getting a goodnight kiss at the door?
Jordan:
Maybe.
Woody:
(sliding close enough to her to put his arms around
her) So… where’d you make the reservations? And,
just FYI, I like carnations.
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