Episode 11, Season
1
Title: Wrong Place, Wrong Time
Written by: David Lindelof
Directed by: Rick Rosenthal
Original Air Date: 7
January 2002
Description:
After a
security guard foils a bank robbery, leaving one of the
thieves -- disguised as Bill Clinton -- dead, along with
a bank customer, Jordan and Garrett sort through the
remains of the gun battle with the help of friendly
Wisconsin native Detective Woodrow Hoyt to see who fired
the fatal shots. The case strikes a personal note with
Garrett, as the investigation points less towards a
botched bank robbery and more to a contract killing of a
wealthy wife by her biker husband. Meanwhile, Bug
attempts to quickly sign out a senior citizen, who died
with a smile on his face, much to the dismay of a
suspicious Nigel. Guest
Stars:
Ed Quinn (Tyler), K Callan (Penelope
Zimmerman), Scott Allan Campbell (George Driscoll), Mark
Kiely (Ryan Wheeler), John Towey (Delbert Zimmerman),
Cynthia Lamontagne (Mary Jo Zimmerman), Charles Janasz
(Lawyer), Brett Wagner (Bartender)
Random Facts:
This was the first episode Jerry
O’Connell appeared in playing the lovable Detective Woodrow Hoyt.
Goofs:
Music:
How Are Things in Glocca Morra, Wynton Marsalis
Get Down Tonight, KC & The Sunshine Band
Upper cut, Doug Kasischke
Music, Madonna
Erotica, Madonna
Quotes:
(after asking a bunch of questions about the murder—all
yes answers)
Woody: Last question. Do you like this tie?
Jordan: No.
Woody: Okay. I’m gonna get a new tie.
Nigel: Now this is just plain depressing. We’re
finally gathered in a quorum without dead people and
what do we have to say to one another.
Nigel: I want to her you say it.
Bug: Okay. I’m curious.
Nigel: Yes!
Jordan: So.
Tyler: So.
Jordan: We had sex last night.
(Looks around Jordan’s messy room)
Tyler: Sure looks that way.
Garret: Mornin’ Jordan. Sleep well?
Jordan: Yeah, fine.
Garret: Roommate sounded nice. Though I don’t
remember you mentioning you had a roommate.
Jordan: Are you teasing me Garret?
Garret: Course not. I’m your boss it would be
inappropriate for me to tease you.
Jordan: Yes it would.
Garret: Besides, it’s really none of my business.
Jordan: That’s right it isn’t.
Woody: You know what, lets just can all the
detective and doctor stuff, alright. You can just call
me Woody.
Woody: The other robber was wearing a Bush mask;
George senior that is. Looks like Bill was the unlucky
one.
Jordan: Not Bill.
Woody: Not Bill?
(Jordan pulls mask off and they see it is a woman)
Jordan: Hillary.
Jordan: I mean he just shows up with a bottle of
wine. Hi, I’m Tyler and I’m ruggedly handsome, and I
thought I’d just drop by on my way back to LA. Next
thing I know, my pants are gone.
Woody: Uh, hi guys, hi, uh, I’m not catchin’ you
at a bad time am I?
Jordan: Nah, were just havin’ some girl talk
(pointing to Garret)
Woody: You two have a good one now.
Jordan: Right back at ya Woody.
Jordan: (whispering to Garret) Whatever that guy
is on I want some.
Lily: It’s just a prank Dr. Macy.
Garret: Well, how would you like it if someone
took a picture of you…
Lily: (cutting Garret off) Drumming? Golly, I
don’t think I could ever show my face again.
Garret: I’ve been tellin’ people their loved ones
have died for 17 years; I know what grief looks like
Jordan: Geez Garret, you’re startin’ to sound
like me.
Tyler: You just want me for my body.
Jordan: Oh and that’s a problem, why?
Garret: I was right about Ryan Wheeler. I had our
new friend Woody do some diggin’.
Jordan: All right, now I’m officially scared,
what have you done with my real boss?
Garret: When is a bank robbery not a bank
robbery?
Jordan: When it’s a murder.
Jordan: I’m really diggin’ this new side of you
Garret.
Garret: What side is that?
Jordan: The kick-ass, I’m gonna get you suckin’
side.
Jordan: I think I have intimacy issues.
Garret: That’s a startling revelation.
Jordan: Well, what really sucks is that Tyler
knows I have intimacy issues, and he loves to push my
buttons cause he knows I’m just gonna pull away.
Garret: So why don’t you stop holding back…break
the cycle?
Jordan: I don’t know. The cycle’s kind of fun.
You know, the more we fight the better the sex.
Jordan: Not so tough are you now Dirty Garry.
Nigel: Now this is just plain depressing. We’re
finally gathered in a forum without dead people and what
do we have to say to one another. Where’s the
bonding…..the love?
Garret: Who would want to have sex six times in
one day, I mean come on we’re people, we’re not bunnies.
Lily (laughing): Dr. Macy said bunnies.
(The entire group laughs hysterically)
Jordan (to Tyler): And another thing, I’m not
getting any younger. I mean, tick tock tick tock goes
that little clock, you know what I’m sayin’?
(In interrogation room)
Woody: How much did Ryan Wheeler pay you to tip
off his hit man?
(On the other side of the glass)
Jordan (to Garret): You go Woody!
Nigel: I want to hear you say it.
Bug: Ok, I’m curious
Nigel: Yes!!
Jordan: Tyler’s history. Guess I win.
Garret: You don’t look like you feel like a
winner. Want to talk about it.
Jordan: Eh, not really. Even though you are my
bestest girlfriend.
Garret: (laughs) Thank you.
